Andronicus Khan
@andronicuskhan.bsky.social
I just realized that Stephen Miller is Voldemort if Voldemort had been born a muggle.
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just realized that Stephen Miller is Voldemort if Voldemort had been born a muggle.
When you've made a con man your Messiah, you will worship lies and consider truths an enemy.
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
When you've made a con man your Messiah, you will worship lies and consider truths an enemy.
If you transported me 10,000 years into the past. I would die. I would die practically instantly. Because I would immediately try to befriend absolutely any and all wild animals I would initially come in contact with, and they would eat my fucking face!
September 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If you transported me 10,000 years into the past. I would die. I would die practically instantly. Because I would immediately try to befriend absolutely any and all wild animals I would initially come in contact with, and they would eat my fucking face!
Just a reminder that JK Rowling, a professional writer, literally could not think of a fourth trait.
She was like, let's see, children can be smart, brave, racist and, uh... that's it. That's all the traits. Guess my fourth house will just be "none of the above".
She was like, let's see, children can be smart, brave, racist and, uh... that's it. That's all the traits. Guess my fourth house will just be "none of the above".
June 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just a reminder that JK Rowling, a professional writer, literally could not think of a fourth trait.
She was like, let's see, children can be smart, brave, racist and, uh... that's it. That's all the traits. Guess my fourth house will just be "none of the above".
She was like, let's see, children can be smart, brave, racist and, uh... that's it. That's all the traits. Guess my fourth house will just be "none of the above".
As a kid growing up in the 80s, I was led to believe that karate would play a far more ubiquitous role in my adulthood than has so far proven the case.
May 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
As a kid growing up in the 80s, I was led to believe that karate would play a far more ubiquitous role in my adulthood than has so far proven the case.
The damage this administration is doing is going to take decades to repair.
It's been two months.
It's been two months.
March 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The damage this administration is doing is going to take decades to repair.
It's been two months.
It's been two months.
About what I expected.
December 10, 2024 at 11:18 PM
About what I expected.
Can't believe they arrested Luigi Mangione just for leaving garbage on the curb without a sticker.
December 10, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Can't believe they arrested Luigi Mangione just for leaving garbage on the curb without a sticker.
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There is a One Piece themed sushi restaurant in Bolingbrook Illinois, and I think that's pretty neat!
There is a One Piece themed sushi restaurant in Bolingbrook Illinois, and I think that's pretty neat!
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
maps.app.goo.gl/v2PkZhDkXjZ3...
There is a One Piece themed sushi restaurant in Bolingbrook Illinois, and I think that's pretty neat!
There is a One Piece themed sushi restaurant in Bolingbrook Illinois, and I think that's pretty neat!
My entire life has been a lie!
November 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
My entire life has been a lie!
It's important to remember that most people who voted for him didn't do it in spite of the convictions and crimes. They honestly don't believe any of that is real. These people have had their brains warped by decades of Rush Limbaugh and right-wing media. They wholeheartedly believe the conspiracies
November 9, 2024 at 8:16 AM
It's important to remember that most people who voted for him didn't do it in spite of the convictions and crimes. They honestly don't believe any of that is real. These people have had their brains warped by decades of Rush Limbaugh and right-wing media. They wholeheartedly believe the conspiracies