Shortlist for my "Best Protest Music of 2025" playlist is looking pretty healthy, and it's not even December yet. Have I missed any contenders from the year?

awww yeah back on that GRIND

Back on facebook and back on my bullshit

Okay I'm back, out of the blue facebook has suspended my account and given me no actual reason why, just a vague "Cybersecurity". I've appealed it obviously, but everything is gone. All my memories, conversations with now dead friends, all gone unless the appeal works. Kinda wanna cry.

but literally the service they use to do this is so bad it simply crashes with a generic "something went wrong" error every time. Not even a "sorry we don't think you're an adult" just "something went wrong". I have tried this several times and this is as far as I get

If you missed my 30th birthday Blizzard Special last week, we are streaming it here now! Come see how I celebrated my 30th but only if you promise to think less of me because of it: www.twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy

@ela-bambust.bsky.social so, for some reason @bsky.app has decided that DMs also require age verification to see, and my card is declining the verification checks, so i cannot see your messages lol

So tonight was a very cute milestone in my comedy career, got to guest host the first ever comedy club i went to in Manchester, and it was an absolute honour to have such a fabulous comedic institution entrusted to be for the week.

Youtube knows exactly what i want to watch

Finally been PAID. off to the PUB. with me NERD friends lookin HELLA CUTE

Can't believe formula 1 let's cars with biological advantages compete in their car races smh

(there's probably a joke about Transmission that someone could make here, but I don't know enough about cars to do it, soz)

feelin cute

oh shit i can't believe THE Matt Berry 520334 wants me to be his third friend

okay FINE, here's how fuckable I think all the characters in The Simpsons are, now will you please stop asking me!