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Andrew Panariello
@andrewyakgator.bsky.social
The old town ain’t what it used to be.
Transplanted NY/FL, 30 yrs ATL
Gators, Braves, Dolphins
Nimble little minx!
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
At least she’s not wearing a whipped cream bikini.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My teams are the Falcons, Dolphins, and Gators. Football hasn’t brought me joy in a long, long time.
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mark to Olivia:
Caddyshack Rodney GIF
ALT: Caddyshack Rodney GIF
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Uncle Bee-ull!”
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
As a Cobb resident, I say
a woman in a cheerleading uniform is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman in a cheerleading uniform is standing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He is really cornering the market on twitchy, semi-charming losers.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Only if it includes Beck Bennett
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“You say I’m having sex with all these men without my knowledge?”
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

I used this on a girlfriend once. Next month we’ll be married 30 years.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s always the hands where they screw up. Reminds me of this:
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He has a Knack for that.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They have created the exact atmosphere of terror that they claim to be defending the city against.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM