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#ihaveALS. After 7½ years with #ALS, I am now #wheelchair/bed-ridden, breathe thru a #ventilator, eat thru a #FeedingTube, and I require an #eyegazecomputer to communicate, whether speaking or typing.
If these more frequent and more severe winter storms are caused by climate change, obviously America needs more fossil fuels and fewer electric cars to keep us warm! Someone tell donOLD Rump to “Drill Baby Drill”, and maybe Elon Musk can make a car that runs on coal.
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Clamorous— vigorous lust in mollusk circles

#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Controlling — the role of an internet forum moderator to eliminate nasty posts

#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Celibate — Masterbate’s virgin mother

#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced #vulgar
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 AM
January 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Semiannul — when you have divorced your spouse but still get back together with them twice a year

#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Converse — poetry written by prison inmates

#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Cooper — a person who makes chicken enclosures

#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Someone who threatens military force because he was denied the Nobel Peace Prize certainly deserves the Nobel Peace Prize!

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January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Minibar — that little sliver of soap they give you at hotels; or that small chunk of gold you can buy at Costco

#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Coronation — the act of crowning someone with COVID-19

#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
January 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Robotany — the study of mechanical flora, that often includes the beebot pollinators

#neologisms #ihaveALS #portmanteau
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Intoxication — a trip to Germany for Octoberfest

#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Alright — the route you take when your car can’t turn left

#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Bowel Movement — the fifth movement of a symphony that is composed on a commode, but often discarded to be used as toilet paper

#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Well-being — the troll who lives at the bottom of the water hole and eats all the coins you toss in when you make a wish for your well-being

#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #reflexive
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The US government shouldn’t buy Greenland, they should trade for it. I’m sure donOLD Rump would be willing to give Denmark Puerto Rico, D.C., or California for the island territory of 56,000 people.

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January 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Sanktify — to bless the caffeine out of the coffee beans

#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Head-to-Head — penjs wrestling

#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #vulgar
January 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Light-minded — RFK Jr., after the worm in his head ate the seemly and serious parts of his brain

#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #reflexive
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Debate — what a fish often does to your hook when you don’t catch it

#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM