You should put that on some signage.

Satan only appears at the end of "The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton," but it's a memorable appearance.

Light Sleeper is surprisingly good, and Judy Davis is -- of course -- even better. I assume your Best Supporting Actor for the year goes to James Merrill as "Symposium Doctor" in Lorenzo's Oil.

And by "sometimes" you mean "at least four days a week."

Unless you have aged ten years in the last ten weeks, this is simply untrue.

I've figured it out, but I want to see EXACTLY how you stick the landing.

Samson Aragosaurus.

The Sailing Lucy. Captain Lucy. COMMODORE Lucy! (Archaic cultural reference.)

It's not just fine -- it's required.

Famous Springsteen says to him, "You are in terrible shape, even for a guy in his 70s," and Famous Biden says, "You too will die, old man."

Your alt text is the best.

John Darnielle is composing a song with the refrain "Block 'em!" just two posts above you.

But those sides of pork can become WINGS!