How the fuck is a curfew supposed to stop the cops from rioting?

Ok, SPOILER ALERT for Last Of Us, I guess, even though I think this was in the trailer, but, for real, this must have smelled, like, so good, right?

Feels like it shouldn’t be that hard to get together a 60k reward for whoever beats the ass of the person who snitches.

Me at Thanksgiving yesterday

RIP to my favorite hobby.

This is so deeply sad.

Bryce Dallas Howard has some useful tips and tricks on how to make it in Hollywood.

Rise and grind???????? (Y’all get a couple more question marks than twitter.com)

And now the hard work begins: getting my block list up to Twitter numbers.