Andrew Tempest
Andrew Tempest
@andrewtempest.bsky.social
In most of those countries they will think that's not a football ⚽
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The NEC do not believe Starmer can win a democratic vote by Labour party members.
January 25, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Would Lord Buckethead have him?
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Sounds like something CMOT Dibbler would do. Inna bowl!
January 8, 2026 at 6:56 AM
On Facebook go to the top right menu and select "feeds" You will only see people and pages you follow, and adverts marked as adverts. On Instagram, the circles at the top are people/pages you follow.
January 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Professor Hannah Fry had already shown us (I wasn't shocked)
The Secret Genius of Modern Life, Series 3: 1. Air Fryer: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0029kt8 via @bbciplayer
The Secret Genius of Modern Life - Series 3: 1. Air Fryer
Hannah takes a look at the air fryer – a device that is rapidly taking over people's kitchens, cooking up everything from bread rolls to baked Alaska and almost making ovens obsolete.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
In the sequel Benoit Blanc proves Salieri killed Mozart.
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Isn't that a song by Kirsty MacColl?
🎶There's a guy who posts on here who searches Elvis, he scolds you if you ask how old she was 🎶
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A MARMALADE SANDWICH.
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Does Stephen Yaxley-Lennon think that Sky News are now responsible for defending the nation against military threats? Or is this an attempt at humour as his Tommy Robinson character?
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The USA criminalising crossing the road doesn't save lives
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Farage was a member of the Conservative Party from 1978 until 1992 when he left because they weren't Tory enough. Never trust Farage.
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It's A Christmas Carol, but everyone except Scrooge is a Muppet
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
They think that since leaving parliament, Geoffrey Geoff Geoffrey has created a persona of a stand up comedian called Matt Green.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
No sweetbreads?
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Not just ego. Factionalism and ideological purity
a group of men are sitting in front of a sign that says judean people 's front
ALT: a group of men are sitting in front of a sign that says judean people 's front
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
*Zack
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Astroterf
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Rockall
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Gorgonzola Cheesus
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's a Magritte
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM