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Andrew Stretch
@andrewstretch.bsky.social
Senior Content Manager & Podcaster @ TechRaptor | Writes News, Reviews, and Guides for as many games as I can get my hands on | Loves Kingdom Hearts, D&D 5e, and engaging in discussion about really nerdy stuff
*reads book*
The party will head through a trash dump and through a dragon skeleton to escape
> Oh cool, I can build that

*Sitting down to play*
"Why don't we void warp everyone 100 feet away a turn at a time and just run"
> I guess I'm rebuilding the encounter
August 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Good Saturday for me
Not at much for my players...
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Got the most insane fortune in my cookie last night, never seen something like this and I fucking lost it laughing
August 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
What a heartwarming #Gamechanger episode
I'm laughing so hard that the tired Italian man's name is Manny Petty
July 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Was a fantastic morning of purchasing kale a $1 per stalk and then proceeding to creep after capybara to pay tithe
July 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
On my 4th attempt over 3 weeks I got the yeast to work properly and crushed this foccacia-ey pizza recipe

So fucking delicious!
June 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My God the DS/3DS is such an incredible system, even now I'm finding more good stuff I need to go back and play

Just can't replicate that dual screen image goodness
June 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The addition of Mr Beholder Head brings my collection of Minis to 600!

Why yes I _do_ keep a database of them all

#dnd5e #Minis
June 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Day off which means morning dog park, Critical Role and Mario Kart, and I'm finally going to succeed at cooking with yeast! (Hopefully... It didn't work yesterday...)
June 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Brb preparing a 1 shot where low level players need to take out the beholder after having hidden all of his eyes.

DM needs to hunt the battlefield for where they're hidden to reclaim a beam at a time

Thank you @dndbeyond.com for sending this beautiful abomination
#DnD #Miniature
June 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
An arena shooter with cute animals and VERY customizable mechs is ANIME Stars Arena

The gameplay was fun and their Kickstarter is live now!
kickstarter.com/projects/ani...

They also had a cool physical mech from the game with detachable parts
June 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Man, being able to share your digital games sounds like such a cool thing to do, it's wild that no one has thought of this before.
March 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They gave my boy a Sora outfit! Hell yeah
#InfinityNikki #KingdomHearts
February 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
February 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We got into a discussion in the @techraptor.net slack about where poliwhirl's mouth would be

After some truly horrific suggestions this was the one I posed

Thoughts?
February 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Players managed to push disadvantage on me as Black Puddings were attacking the party... And then I rolled this
February 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Timeline cleanse
"Nickit... Pose

Good Nickit"
January 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
For native Floridians a good way to warm up your house is to make sure your wife is hooked on Infinity Nikki and isn't currently working
January 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A morning run and a nap with Psyduck in the office isn't too bad a morning
January 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oz had a vet visit today so his bag is out, he spent dinner prep time trying to grab it off the table so I put him in and he's been helping me make Greek salad and meatballs
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
New Collar 💅
January 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Finished #Zau this morning
Fun and efficient Metroidvania about dealing with loss and the afterlife

Had a blast exploring the world, combat was more simple but some fun no hit and timing challenges

Perfect game to sink a few days into

Switch port a bit laggy haha
December 29, 2024 at 1:42 PM
She... Kicked all of her toys out of her basket... So there was space for her
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Little angel, dreaming of big zooms
December 12, 2024 at 3:10 AM
A good morning run resulting in a nap on me before I get back to devouring Indiana Jones
December 8, 2024 at 12:55 PM