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Andrew Stones
@andrewstones.com
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UK-based multi-disciplinary artist
@salmonsongs.com for sound and music releases
@mistersalmon.com for activities under that alias
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'Haiku (Destroyer)'
Panel 43/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetrysky #politics
#nature #krishna #bhagavadgita #haiku
'Haiku (Destroyer)'. Panel 43 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Destroyer of Worlds called to say he's on a long break: the task is ours"
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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'Teeshirt Say (Space Opera)'
Panel 42/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart #art #poetrysky
#artistsbooks #graphicart #futurism #prediction #extinction
'Teeshirt Say (Space Opera)'. Panel 42 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Dark grey background with white line drawing of a tee-shirt, bearing the text: "FAVOURITE SPACE OPERA"
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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'Haiku (Bots)'
Panel 41/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#nature #tech #haiku #poetrysky
'Haiku (Bots)'. Panel 41 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Our bots are talking to their bots, and that is all we can be sure of"
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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'Haiku (Two F**ks)'
Panel 40/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #graphicart #writing #poetry #poetrysky #politics #nature #haiku
'Haiku (Two Fucks)'. Panel 40 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "In spring, ask not who you would like to fuck, but who fucked you, all winter"
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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'Tempestuous Times'
Panel 39/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#literature #Shakespeare #thetempest #AI
'Tempestuous Times'. Panel 39 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, in two four-line blocks. The upper is a quote from 'The Tempest' by Shakespeare; it is readable but struck through: "Oh, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! 0 brave new werld, that has such people in 't!" The lower block of text mimics the struck-through Shakespeare: "Oh, AI! Lead me through the new World's Fair! Reveal to sight your brave new art, so meaninglessly bright, without a motive there!"
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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'Pauper's Chunter'
Panel 38/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#nature
'Pauper's Chunter'. Panel 38 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Are we your train set? We are not your train set! But are we your train set? We are not your train set! Your train set, or not? We are your train set."
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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'Beautiful Lunch'
Panel 37/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#socialmedia
'Beautiful Lunch'. Panel 37 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "What if I post a beautiful photograph of my beautiful lunch?"
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Puppets Assemble!
[Advisory: this post may constitute a slur on the character of the real Joe 90]
Gerry Anderson character ‘Joe 90’: replica puppet.
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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'Emperor's New Forum'
Panel 36/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #graphicart #writing #poetry #politics #socialmedia #dystopia #surveillance
'Emperor's New Forum'. Panel 36 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "The Emperor's New Forum, harvesting the revelations of the needy subjects Red tick blue tick any colour tick, please check notifications"
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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‘Teeshirt Say (Bad Words)'
Panel 35/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart
#artistsbooks #contemporaryart #graphicart #socialmedia #onlineabuse
'Teeshirt Say (Bad Words)'. Panel 35 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Dark grey background with white line drawing of a tee-shirt, bearing the text: "BAD WORDS FOR YOU AND YOUR KIND"
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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'Peace (Subscription)'
Panel 34/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#philosophy #selfhelp #wellness #baitandswitch
'Peace (Subscription)'. Panel 34 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Peace of mind guaranteed! (Subscription Only)"
October 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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'Policy Headlines, End Times'
Panel 33/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#socialcontrol #dystopia #surveillance
'Policy Headlines, End Times'. Panel 33 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Policy Headlines, End Times Curriculum: program Healthcare: paid levels Public Parks: facial recognition Emergency Services: emergency forces"
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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'Telescreen'
Panel 32/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#literature #georgeorwell #1984 #dystopia #surveillance
'Telescreen'. Panel 32 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Telescreen: a camera in the fascia tracks the room; a non-optical probe seeks nearby devices. Password lists, family and social links, bank-account details, medical records."
October 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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'Cats with Names'
Panel 31/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#cats #pets #anthropomorphism
[alt txt] 'Cats with Names'. Panel 31 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "In bare apartments, cats with names: Margot, Scraper, Poledance, Pudding, Target, Bags"
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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'Delivery Driver'
Panel 30/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#onlineshopping #datamining #intellectualproperty
'Delivery Driver'. Panel 30 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "New-breed delivery driver: leave shitty goods on doorstep, steal any new ideas left out, return to boss"
September 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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'Last Dogs With Names'
Panel 29/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics #dogs #pets #anthropomorphism
'Last Dogs With Names'. Panel 29 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "The last dogs with names, tearing around: Betty, Pirate, Dropship, Badfaith, Doomer, Mate"
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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'Awful News'- copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Digital drawing, from a series parodying commercial and political posters and branding, especially concerning products, services and messages that are obviously offered in bad faith. Handwritten text with a few, sparse graphic devices, arranged within a square, on a predominantly black ground. In red capital letters at top of frame, rendered like a misregistered print, or jumpy film or video still, is the heading "AWFUL NEWS". Two white, horizontal bars mark the top and bottom of the space below. Split across these, in black handwriting, is the strap-line phrase "GETTING IT WRONG FOR SO LONG IT JUST FEELS RIGHT". The remaining space, between the two white bars, contains grey handwriting and red crossing-out marks, seeming to show the process of rendering the strap line in some ideal form.
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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'Impossible Venn'
Panel 28/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart #art #textart #writing #micropoetry #sociology #demographics #venndiagram
'Impossible Venn'. Panel 28 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Impossible Venn diagram, three sets: 1. Believers in ancient texts 2. Believers in half-baked futurism 3. Cynics"
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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'Teeshirt Say (Logo)'
Panel 27/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**Series so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart #art #textart #writing #poetry
#artistsbooks #contemporaryart #graphicart #branding
'Teeshirt Say (Logo)'. Panel 27 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Dark grey background with white line drawing of a tee-shirt, bearing the text: "BAD LOGO"
September 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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'Abyss No Looky Back'
Panel 26/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**Series so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart #art #textart #writing #poetry
#micropoetry #nature #philosophy #nietzsche #satire
'Abyss No Looky Back'. Panel 26 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Reaching the threshold of the abyss, we gazed in.. but the abyss had lost interest in us"
September 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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'Dolphins'
Panel 25/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**Series so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart #art #textart #poetry #poetrycommunity
#micropoetry #nature #disaster #ecology
'Dolphins'. Panel 25 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Dolphins: were you, too, surprised by the sheer variety of toilet tissue?"
September 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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'Haiku (Earthquake)'
Panel 24/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**Series so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart #textart #writing #writingcommunity #poetry
#haiku #nature #disaster #apocalypse
'Haiku (Earthquake)'. Panel 24 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Subsiding in tiers: clatter of tinned goods, mason's blocks, ocean's thunder"
September 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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'Haiku (Archeologists)'
23/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**Series so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #textart #writingcommunity #poetry #poetrysky #haiku #politicalart #archeology #vanity #vanitas
'Haiku (Archeologists)' Panel 23 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times' May 2025 online version. Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025. Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading: "Archeologists: finally bored by the whole dusty reflection"
September 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM