Good for you. Tiny notebooks are so useful alongside pinpoint observation. You've honed your skills over time and have reached professional levels of image into word. Having said that, if I saw you on a bus writing things down after I'd said something daft but meaningful, I'd want to know the gist.

Scenario most likely is that lightning strikes a tree, an old dry tree, sets it on fire. Along comes homo opportunus picks up a fire stick realises the pain involved in handling flames...FFS...fetches a bucket of water and puts the fire out. Back to cave, sleeps on it. Waits for lightning to strike

Looking good. Dark - with added molasses? And baked in glass which seems a little odd to me so used to seeing and using metal for bread baking.

You need a large freezer! Also recommend big boxes of cereal as backup, plus porridge oats, and tightly lidded tins of lentils, rice, pulses on and on really...

Hard to fathom the abysmal team effort of late - training regime too severe? No more tactical nous? Personal issues off the pitch? VVD losing the plot? Salah? The Jota 20 minute song?
But, win at West Ham with passion and desire and the outlook changes. It has to.
Szobo in midfield please.

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