fuck off

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

what happened in 2013?

glad it’s not just me — couldn’t get enough of that record, Psychic Wound definitely one of the songs of the year

notre dame beat the living shit out of indiana because i am pure of heart and rooted for the hoosiers even when it was not to my benefit, prove me wrong

i think they should be number one :)

at least this FSU offense is borderline incapable of scoring points lol

🫣

hey what’s one more curse at this point. bring it on.

think we’re in the clear given i was in attendance for OSU and will be home tomorrow, but can’t feel fully confident until the clock hits zeroes

“crushing beers in a parking lot with your friends before watching two really good football teams play is nerdy” is such a powerfully insane take, i love it

retired from blogging until further notice, just can’t find the time anymore ☹️ still doing gameday posts on the dying husk of twitter