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Andrew R. Nease.
@andrewrnease.bsky.social
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Writer in the Rockford, Illinois area. Don't make me write about politics (apolitist). But, if you insist on opinions: take the blue pill, violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, Homo non est nihil nisi homem.✝️☯️

Hey man, how's it going?
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Ladies and gentlemen, if I can have your attention...
Meteora, Queen of the Asteroids, from Jim Henson's 1986 holiday special The Christmas Toy, lying in the box from which she was just awoken. Basically, picture Buzz Lightyear, but, like genderswapped, and also a bisexual icon swinging with mommy energy.
August 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Cuzco in The Emperor's New Groove (2000), reacting with revulsion as Pacha opens his hot and crispy pillbug.
January 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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False: it's 'L'Mao:'
A picture of Mao Zedong on the cover of a Francophone magazine: the cover sports three words with an L followed by an apostrophe.
January 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Seems like a good moment to remind people of this:
Screenshot of a tweet from far-right media figure Candace Owens, saying 'If you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin, but popping your vagina into another woman's vagina in front of the world is power -- you are a lost soul.'
January 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Chinese ruler and alleged Winnie the Pooh Doppelgänger Xi Jinping, looking bilious and annoyed.
January 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Well, he could always try the Clinton method...
Bill Clinton (Dana Carvey), as portrayed on the ill-fated Dana Carvey show (1996), turned into a monstrosity by perverted science. He is holding a nest, filled with eggs he himself laid from his new, surgically-altered avian rear end, and is surrounded puppies that he was recently suckling from his grotesque teats, which are just barely visible through his open shirt.
December 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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A variation on the 'The Worst Person You Know' meme: the bald man has beem photoshopped to be smiling. The headline says 'heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting.'
December 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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The original thread from Twitter for context, just so people don't think I'm completely crazy:
Screenshot of the 'Office of Andrew R. Nease' thread from my old Twitter feed. It's alot of text, man: I'll fill in details for anyone who wants them, but I'm not going to write it all out here.
December 21, 2024 at 10:41 PM