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A lot of people don’t know this but role playing as normal cops on GTA live is a huuuuge thing. There’s a whole server/mod/community around pulling people over, issuing tickets, reading Miranda rights, etc. Just check Twitch. Psycho behavior.
May 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
May 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This sticker have been adopted by a few counties up here! I got one in Dutchess in 2024. It has staying power.
May 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Human bodies are a doughnut: they have a path through the middle.
December 29, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Denied a healthcare claim AND owns Monopoly? What are the chances???
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Starting to think Pete might not be a good guy
December 2, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Pretty sure this Montessori’s dream
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 PM
‘Ell if it izn’t ‘ary Potins!!!
November 30, 2024 at 12:27 PM
The control room is telling me this was actually from ‘89
October 18, 2024 at 11:23 AM
I love that he walked around like this
August 11, 2024 at 10:52 AM
We kind of slowly turned and yes it was her on the couch and they kind of straightened up and obviously felt awkward. We felt terrible. She ended up marrying the guy though.
September 25, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Years ago I was at a crowded bar with friends and we were pressed up to a couple who were really going at it on a couch. We were all kind of sniggering at how explicit it was when a friend walked up and very loudly above the din said SO ALL THE GIRLS IN THE BATHROOM SAY NATALIE PORTMAN IS HERE.
September 25, 2023 at 11:38 AM
DJ Active Shooter
September 21, 2023 at 11:05 AM
It's not that I'm corrupt, it's just that my opinions are so unpopular only the ruling class can guarantee my safety.
August 31, 2023 at 2:48 PM
*leaning over to my wife when Tom Cruise comes on screen* he’s clear
July 16, 2023 at 2:37 AM