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Andrew Paterson
@andrewphpaterson.bsky.social
Avid news follower trying to stop doom scrolling. Twitter emigre.

For #coaching see also @cogtogear.bsky.social
https://cogtogear.co.uk

#Stroud,UK
You can have all the AI in the world but whoever chooses the packing in the Amazon warehouse is an idiot
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Doesn’t need ChatGPT when this is his inspiration
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
When politicians wear a religious emblem prominently it is reasonable to assume they are making a point. It is therefore reasonable to ask them to explain the link between their religious and political outlooks #KatieLam
October 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Perhaps not so silly as it might seem
#PrivateEye
October 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
September 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Indescribable stupidity? Take a familiar brand known to all and call it something new and meaningless
#WHSmith in #Stroud
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
September 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
September 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ginger cats are good readers but in the case of Bernard here, they tend to do it through their bottoms
September 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Courtesy of this week’s Eye
September 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Editors at @theguardian.com doing well this morning
August 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
August 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just sitting down to read @privateeyenews.bsky.social and Bernard bags it first ( to read in that time honoured cat way - through his bottom)
August 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Something for us oldies to look forward to
August 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What better way to celebrate fresh onions, garlic and pots from the allotment #cornedbeefhash
August 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Which 12 year old manages #Labour ‘s PR?
August 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It’s good to know the old goat is still churning them out #Mozart
July 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
And just for the record - here is the offending placard #yvettecooper
July 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
New Statesman this week
July 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sons took me to BST yesterday - Van M , Cat S and Neil Young . 3 stupendous sets that exceeded all expectations. 3 people pushing eighty, all working within their means to still deliver Hope for us all?
July 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I don’t what else to say about this statement other than “Sir Kier it really is time to go”
July 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He’s got absolutely no idea - or has he taken complete leave of his senses ?
July 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Oh well we mustn’t do it then #scrapingthebarrel
July 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A lot of talk about #RodStewart and Glastonbury this weekend. Have located a photo of the stage set up for the Faces gig I saw 51 years ago -1974 at the Hong Kong Football Club stadium. An orderly occasion with neat rows of chairs
June 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Perhaps not appropriate on a day when many will be thinking of this
June 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM