I think he wanted "Kavanaugh Stop" to signify when you have to cease merriment to send Brett out to the Kwik-E Mart to get more PBR 'cuz we've run out again

*doctor*: Maybe your life has something to do with this.

Rob Reiner was no Charlie Kirk, as the President's post makes clear....

The appropriate font for this administration is comic sans: an ugly joke that thinks it's clever.

I worry this might be inflationary.

"Sourpuss democrats refused to understand that by mindfully refraining from calling Pritzker a 'piggy' the President was making a gallant gesture, returning the dialog to less polarized middle ground."

On-brand, least.

Modelo: "A Fighting Spirit. It’s knowing what you believe in and being willing to work hard for it."

DHS ad with Kristi Noem using Ennio Morricone music are under production, no doubt. No animals were harmed, thankfully.

Senate Democratic leadership would prefer "submission" to "sedition", please sir, and could we have a vote later to posthumously not draw and quarter them?

Maybe this is what Steve Bannon has in mind.

1. Legally change DJT's name to "President Donald Trump"
2. He gets to sue people for defamation, even 2029-, if they claim a certain person is not "President Donald Trump"
3. Easy way to become "President" for life

How about three hops away from a person whose grainy surveillance image was positively identified by a facial recognition system as at least 95% likely to be a drug trafficker -- that should pass muster.

That's not a bribe, that's a gratuity, Pidgie.

Rather reminds me of the teetotaler's proof that the wine from Jesus' first miracle at the wedding in Cana was in fact Welch's grape juice. To wit, if Jesus was without sin, He could not have brought into being a sinful substance, could He?

More than a little disappointed. Wanted to see the "belief in mutually exclusive conspiracy theories" phenomenon in action, some exciting goal post movement, instead of this banal consistency of ignorance

I don't see the sharpie markup showing fentanyl trafficking paths