Andrew Philpot
andrewphilpot.bsky.social
Andrew Philpot
@andrewphilpot.bsky.social
I think he wanted "Kavanaugh Stop" to signify when you have to cease merriment to send Brett out to the Kwik-E Mart to get more PBR 'cuz we've run out again
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
*doctor*: Maybe your life has something to do with this.
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Rob Reiner was no Charlie Kirk, as the President's post makes clear....
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The appropriate font for this administration is comic sans: an ugly joke that thinks it's clever.
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I worry this might be inflationary.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"Sourpuss democrats refused to understand that by mindfully refraining from calling Pritzker a 'piggy' the President was making a gallant gesture, returning the dialog to less polarized middle ground."
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
On-brand, least.

Modelo: "A Fighting Spirit. It’s knowing what you believe in and being willing to work hard for it."

DHS ad with Kristi Noem using Ennio Morricone music are under production, no doubt. No animals were harmed, thankfully.
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Senate Democratic leadership would prefer "submission" to "sedition", please sir, and could we have a vote later to posthumously not draw and quarter them?
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Maybe this is what Steve Bannon has in mind.

1. Legally change DJT's name to "President Donald Trump"
2. He gets to sue people for defamation, even 2029-, if they claim a certain person is not "President Donald Trump"
3. Easy way to become "President" for life
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How about three hops away from a person whose grainy surveillance image was positively identified by a facial recognition system as at least 95% likely to be a drug trafficker -- that should pass muster.
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
That's not a bribe, that's a gratuity, Pidgie.
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Rather reminds me of the teetotaler's proof that the wine from Jesus' first miracle at the wedding in Cana was in fact Welch's grape juice. To wit, if Jesus was without sin, He could not have brought into being a sinful substance, could He?
September 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
More than a little disappointed. Wanted to see the "belief in mutually exclusive conspiracy theories" phenomenon in action, some exciting goal post movement, instead of this banal consistency of ignorance
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don't see the sharpie markup showing fentanyl trafficking paths
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM