Oh yeah #theashes - autocorrects to thrashed on my phone, there's a reason.

Can do without dreading getting up

Really hope wetherspoons keep the Ramen bowl, its becoming my favourite meal out. Think I could eat it every day, perfect spice balance for me

13 mins stoppage time, playing havoc with arranging a bedtime story during HT #lufc

I've done wordle now for 3 weeks and I've gone from thinking its really cool to finding all the words stupid and frustrating. Probably how everyone else felt 2 years ago I know.

Jeez hibernation weather in West Yorkshire today, hard to believe its still cricket season. Sure I was in shorts in a beer garden a fortnight back

Lasting memory of another holiday sitting for over an hour next to a conveyor belt waiting for suitcases. Manchester Airport- worst at that I've been to in the world

It's spitting everybody in ☔️

Summer ready now

Not often I have 3 glasses of wine on a Wednesday, thanks for the motivation Donald #endoftheworld

2 rounds of drinks 200 yards apart, one 14.80 one 4.70, same 3 drinks. This is why ppl are in wetherspoons not local independents

I've invented a new word today, emojiwhack it's a statement for which an emoji doesn't exist to respond to it

Not signed up to a social media site in 15 years but this one seems to have some momentum, see how we go