BREAKING: Disney Marvel announces Chris Evans’ return as Captain America, citing compliance with Trump’s new executive order banning “woke recasting.” Studio execs say, “We really wanted to cast a diverse new Cap, but federal law now requires us to bring back the guy from Endgame.”

My mom lost her glasses while making banana bread, she was blaming everyone in the house lol

Next time you scoff at Indian street food TikToks just remember we can buy pickled red beet eggs in plastic packing at Sheets.

“You will be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:

Happy to report zero drones spotted over Southwest Virginia this weekend.

Just got back from my annual
Thanksgiving cousin walk.