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AndyLXNEN
@andrewlxnen.bsky.social
I make electronic music as LX NEN lxnen.bandcamp.com
I am Pageholder 39/400
I have an Erdös-Bacon-Sabbath number of 11
I was founder & former leader of the Pirate Party UK
I finished in last place in FPL 23/24
OK team, I understand what you heard might have been “get the broadband twerk”, but what I actually told you to do was….
October 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
And 2 sugars.
October 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
All the world’s a stage, except when the budget would only stretch to an abandoned quarry.
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I feel seen.
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
You just need to understand that the barista/customer relationship is analogous to the lawyer/client relationship. You pay them to distainfully explain intentionally obscure technical terms. On subsequently visits you are judged, so diligently repeat only what you were coached to say.
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The party of free market capitalism are shocking hypocritical when people freely choose the ‘wrong’ education!
October 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bernard is a charming chap who donated his fee for this public information film about flammable hairspray to charity.
October 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Dancing, I assume?
October 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Who do they turn to for grammar checking?
September 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I prefer a smart 3 piece tiramisuit.
September 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Or you could do your job properly?
August 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Why does the AI industry put such absurd value on PhD level intelligence? We have a bunch of those sitting around in our University cafe.
August 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sorry, you probably make a good point, but I'm too busy laughing at the bit where he wrote 'my column' then drew a tiny penis.
August 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The Condiment Girls
August 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
August 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Frankie goes to Pasadena
My Chemical it’s Complicated
The Condiment Girls
August 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The idea that websites all over the world would be expected to comply with this sort of thing from all 200-ish different jurisdictions worldwide is frankly ludicrous.
August 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
‘North Atlantic’ is such a clumsy name, we should definitely rename it bread roll.
August 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Not sure how you work that out
August 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
But you lose all your UK traffic, which for local businesses could easily be 100%
August 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not a great plan for sites based in the UK!
August 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It’s not just the startups that write ludicrous NDAs. I am still officially unable to disclose who the developer of M*cr*s*ft P*w*rP**nt is or what it will be called.
August 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM