@andrewlorien.bsky.social
Apology accepted. That's what bushwalks are for
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Apology accepted. That's what bushwalks are for
I gave it a heart just for writing "flag-shaggers" and "illiterates" in the same sentence
January 27, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I gave it a heart just for writing "flag-shaggers" and "illiterates" in the same sentence
If this time leaves anything for history
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
If this time leaves anything for history
What is the two weeks for? He's had 4 years to consider his position
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM
What is the two weeks for? He's had 4 years to consider his position
I mean they are in a war with Ukraine, Malaysia, and the UK. We don't condone that.
January 22, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I mean they are in a war with Ukraine, Malaysia, and the UK. We don't condone that.
Those other guys didn't write all his plays about cross dressing buys and girls for him for nothing
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Those other guys didn't write all his plays about cross dressing buys and girls for him for nothing
Straight from Putins playbook. "join the army and we'll pay you a lot of money if you live"
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Straight from Putins playbook. "join the army and we'll pay you a lot of money if you live"
But then ask Ali Khomenei.
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
But then ask Ali Khomenei.
Fair. It's either war or nothing
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Fair. It's either war or nothing
Surely you just ignore the fool until he switches to another thing. A week from now he'll have forgotten about Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Surely you just ignore the fool until he switches to another thing. A week from now he'll have forgotten about Greenland
I love that they have a quiet car AND a pet car. If the train is full you still have no choice. But the possibility of choice!
January 19, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I love that they have a quiet car AND a pet car. If the train is full you still have no choice. But the possibility of choice!
The dictionary is responsible for so much more than we thought!
January 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
The dictionary is responsible for so much more than we thought!
"the left" nowadays is anybody who trusts evidence, or science, or the law. We are a threat to those whose power is based on lies and violence.
January 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
"the left" nowadays is anybody who trusts evidence, or science, or the law. We are a threat to those whose power is based on lies and violence.
I once took a Christmas present to the charity shop still wrapped with the Christmas tag on. Added a note "perfect for someone named Andrew"
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I once took a Christmas present to the charity shop still wrapped with the Christmas tag on. Added a note "perfect for someone named Andrew"
Smarter than you, for sure.
December 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Smarter than you, for sure.
It's very likely that the fesser is from the UK. No land crossing from there
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It's very likely that the fesser is from the UK. No land crossing from there
THERE SHOULD BE NO NUCLEAR POWERS!
Power currupts. Either this century will see the nuclear destruction of the world, or the two biggest nuclear powers will collapse and it will be possible to disarm the globe.
Power currupts. Either this century will see the nuclear destruction of the world, or the two biggest nuclear powers will collapse and it will be possible to disarm the globe.
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
THERE SHOULD BE NO NUCLEAR POWERS!
Power currupts. Either this century will see the nuclear destruction of the world, or the two biggest nuclear powers will collapse and it will be possible to disarm the globe.
Power currupts. Either this century will see the nuclear destruction of the world, or the two biggest nuclear powers will collapse and it will be possible to disarm the globe.
Waiting for the contra fess "got nicked for coke, told the copper it was my dads ashes. Still laughing"
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Waiting for the contra fess "got nicked for coke, told the copper it was my dads ashes. Still laughing"
I tried to be normal. It was a work day, I went to work. After work I went out like normal and was normal. Cried a lot, but didn't sink into the sadness.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I tried to be normal. It was a work day, I went to work. After work I went out like normal and was normal. Cried a lot, but didn't sink into the sadness.
My hobby is painting life-sized images of houses on the opposite side of the street to trick the OSINT people
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My hobby is painting life-sized images of houses on the opposite side of the street to trick the OSINT people
Destroying ballot papers is for pussies. Real presidents destroy the voters.
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Destroying ballot papers is for pussies. Real presidents destroy the voters.
"even with all the snipers and grenades" I guess that was already in the story, but still 😂
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"even with all the snipers and grenades" I guess that was already in the story, but still 😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
[wakes up] where am I and which way is home?
Bystander : well if you follow the South Star...
Bystander : well if you follow the South Star...
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
[wakes up] where am I and which way is home?
Bystander : well if you follow the South Star...
Bystander : well if you follow the South Star...
I scrolled this far down (a long way) to find out it was RFK jr
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I scrolled this far down (a long way) to find out it was RFK jr