East Coast vs. West Coast for the ultimate bragging rights. Rooting interests are clearly divided by the Mighty Mississippi.

Sadly, many many of us are feeling this way. But you're putting a lot of good into the world so please don't feel the need to apologize. Just take care and know there are lots of people who appreciate you and your work.

Aw, as a NYer I was looking forward to more of this. Sorta.

Change "midnight movie..." to "VCR rental as a high school senior..." and this was my experience as well. That soundtrack has gotten me through rough days and brightened good days. Need it today.

Last week I was driving on a roundabout while Roundabout was playing

...the original Spinal Tap film?

Oh your creation is very wise, sir.

I have to admit that while I get Oppo Taco right most of the time I only get the Piazza one about 50%

He found his stroke

Plenty of time to get some work in before a trade to a contender for the record.

It's scary to realize that there undoubtedly was a conversation involving asking what "groceries" means and some poor schmuck saying "Sir, you know when people go to the store? They put a bunch of different things in a bag. Don't worry that you didn't recognize the term, it's very old-fashioned,"

Sounds like we can torpedo the bat conspiracy.

Really the only rational thing to do.

I didn’t reply to your earlier post(s) but I’m still a little worried that I’m one of the people you’re talking about

Congratulations! This is a true mark of a healthy lifestyle. Those overstuffed inboxes terrify me when I see them. Probably more than they should.