Ill Unimated One
@andrewjonescomedy.bsky.social
I got bars—rap lyrics infinite. Parts of self account. Shadow integrator extraordinaire. Beyond extra and doing too much
BlueSky? More like Jew guy; amirite
March 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
BlueSky? More like Jew guy; amirite
Get a cheap laser printer you’ll thank me later
I need to print something. My printer is out of yellow ink. I am printing something in black and white. I can't print. My printer is out of yellow ink. I need yellow ink to print in black and white. #burnitalldown
February 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Get a cheap laser printer you’ll thank me later
I took all these homemade breakfast delights to feed the striking UFCW workers at king soopers today. No clout chasing video of them eating but it was well received. Felt great to feed them in the butt ass cold
February 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I took all these homemade breakfast delights to feed the striking UFCW workers at king soopers today. No clout chasing video of them eating but it was well received. Felt great to feed them in the butt ass cold
karma dharma artisan spittin out the hardest chaff
wheat grows from my back
heat seekers get thrown back
wheat grows from my back
heat seekers get thrown back
February 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
karma dharma artisan spittin out the hardest chaff
wheat grows from my back
heat seekers get thrown back
wheat grows from my back
heat seekers get thrown back
Elon let me back on Twitter. So blessed. I’ll still poast win here
January 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Elon let me back on Twitter. So blessed. I’ll still poast win here
This platform is dead until Chapo Trap House starts posting again
January 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This platform is dead until Chapo Trap House starts posting again
Five years free of alcohol today🐦🔥
January 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Five years free of alcohol today🐦🔥
Yo I only worked 10 hours last check, spent a week in the psych ward. Check is so dry. My subs are wet and weigh heavy.
Help support my journey to having money&nice things by following me on Instagram & TikTok, @andrewdylanjones. Peep my SoundCloud @andrewdylanjones. Patreon is coming soon, again
Help support my journey to having money&nice things by following me on Instagram & TikTok, @andrewdylanjones. Peep my SoundCloud @andrewdylanjones. Patreon is coming soon, again
January 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yo I only worked 10 hours last check, spent a week in the psych ward. Check is so dry. My subs are wet and weigh heavy.
Help support my journey to having money&nice things by following me on Instagram & TikTok, @andrewdylanjones. Peep my SoundCloud @andrewdylanjones. Patreon is coming soon, again
Help support my journey to having money&nice things by following me on Instagram & TikTok, @andrewdylanjones. Peep my SoundCloud @andrewdylanjones. Patreon is coming soon, again
Had a great night doing standup at 4361 S Broadway. Got this souvenir. Tonight I’ll be at some Irish pub? I forget the name. Check back later
January 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Had a great night doing standup at 4361 S Broadway. Got this souvenir. Tonight I’ll be at some Irish pub? I forget the name. Check back later
Illunimated One Take Freestyle
January 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Illunimated One Take Freestyle
Children of the Dark (2021)
Mono Inc. · Children of the Dark · Song · 2021
open.spotify.com
January 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
January 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m at the gym bitch. I got abs foo. It took a lifetime my ninja. I’m a juggalo for this tweet
January 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m at the gym bitch. I got abs foo. It took a lifetime my ninja. I’m a juggalo for this tweet
#freestyle #lyricist running with the #Jung clique, every bar I spit hits, 30 cal; gun ships. Got Apache bandidos and choppers flyin formation, I stay writing always, sex with information, I stay fornicating
open.spotify.com/track/124Djf...
open.spotify.com/track/124Djf...
Preservation
Wu-Tang Clan, Del The Funky Homosapien, Aesop Rock · Preservation · Song · 2005
open.spotify.com
January 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
#freestyle #lyricist running with the #Jung clique, every bar I spit hits, 30 cal; gun ships. Got Apache bandidos and choppers flyin formation, I stay writing always, sex with information, I stay fornicating
open.spotify.com/track/124Djf...
open.spotify.com/track/124Djf...
January 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Getting a cheap holdover chain for this guy
January 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Getting a cheap holdover chain for this guy
Gonna free style associate. It’s when I write off the top, like this watch uhm what.
January 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Gonna free style associate. It’s when I write off the top, like this watch uhm what.
@booboy.bsky.social thanks for the follow. I always eventually follow back
January 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
@booboy.bsky.social thanks for the follow. I always eventually follow back
It’s 808 and that time of year as we documented every gift of manifest we received thus far… As I enter into the consciousness of: one
December 30, 2024 at 3:08 AM
It’s 808 and that time of year as we documented every gift of manifest we received thus far… As I enter into the consciousness of: one
Reposted by Ill Unimated One
Absolutely breathtaking ….A pan across the stunning star cluster Westerlund 2... 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫👏💫
(Credit: NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScIAURA), A. Nota (ESASTScI), and the Westerlund 2 Science Team)
(Credit: NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScIAURA), A. Nota (ESASTScI), and the Westerlund 2 Science Team)
December 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Absolutely breathtaking ….A pan across the stunning star cluster Westerlund 2... 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫👏💫
(Credit: NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScIAURA), A. Nota (ESASTScI), and the Westerlund 2 Science Team)
(Credit: NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScIAURA), A. Nota (ESASTScI), and the Westerlund 2 Science Team)