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Andrew Nicholls
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writer, mostly. Over 100 TV series, and the book Comedy Writer.
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Sophocracy: rule by the worst people you knew in high school.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Rossiter was a comic genius.
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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($1T = over $35,700 for every minute he’s been alive)
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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If stupid was glue, Tuberville could wallpaper New Zealand.
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Woman I know once told me “I never read books. I use… quantum learning.”
October 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Flying my underwear at half mast.
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Medical school plans to offer degree in Looking Shit Up On Internet.
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Walkergate.
October 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Wait, wasn’t this the premise of Hunt For Red October! Which they detected in the first reel…
September 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I had an escalator stop on me once and that is why today I own Sears
September 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Johnny would have turned his show over tonight to Jimmy. (Only my guess, but I was Johnnys head writer from ‘88 to ‘92 when he left.)
September 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Buy Moet stock
August 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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In related news, Dahmer says someone else ate those guys
August 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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My kindergarten teacher: Miss Moffet. My jr high librarian: Miss Reading
July 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM