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“People call Trump evil so Trump is allowed to say evil, hateful things.” - an actual adult you know.
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“People call Trump evil so Trump is allowed to say evil, hateful things.” - an actual adult you know.
The worst thing about being a dork is scrolling through a streaming app and asking yourself: did I really give Saved By The Bell The New Class a fair chance back in the day, should I watch that?
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The worst thing about being a dork is scrolling through a streaming app and asking yourself: did I really give Saved By The Bell The New Class a fair chance back in the day, should I watch that?
All dem underqualified radicals gaming the system to make 35k at a nonprofit and work a restaurant job on the side just to pay their rent on their 400 square foot apartments.
The big lie the Democrats told about violent crime is that it's "systemic" and therefore no one's really responsible. If the "system" is to blame then you fund a bunch of nonprofits that don't do anything besides give jobs to underqualified radicals.
September 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
All dem underqualified radicals gaming the system to make 35k at a nonprofit and work a restaurant job on the side just to pay their rent on their 400 square foot apartments.
Thomas Jefferson did have white out over “or born to be criminals” after he wrote the phrase All Men Are Created Equal
Trump: "These are hardcore criminals. We took many people off the streets of Washington DC. They're hardcore. They're not gonna be good in 10 years in 20 years in 2 years, they're gonna be criminals. They were born to be criminals, frankly. They'll cut your throat and not even think about it"
September 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Thomas Jefferson did have white out over “or born to be criminals” after he wrote the phrase All Men Are Created Equal
The only people I know who love Cracker Barrel peaked in middle school.
August 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The only people I know who love Cracker Barrel peaked in middle school.
Are Republicans going to accidentally make a push for a popular vote?
August 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Are Republicans going to accidentally make a push for a popular vote?
The same people who were convinced Obama was born in Kenya and also did nothing as president for 8 years think he should be arrested for doing a lot of stuff as president.
July 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The same people who were convinced Obama was born in Kenya and also did nothing as president for 8 years think he should be arrested for doing a lot of stuff as president.
I came up with a new phrase I’d like to share. I hope it’s original and not something I heard once and just forgot.
Shittermission - when you’re eating a meal and you stop and go take a shit half way in between your meal and come back and eat more.
Wash your fucking hands.
Shittermission - when you’re eating a meal and you stop and go take a shit half way in between your meal and come back and eat more.
Wash your fucking hands.
July 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I came up with a new phrase I’d like to share. I hope it’s original and not something I heard once and just forgot.
Shittermission - when you’re eating a meal and you stop and go take a shit half way in between your meal and come back and eat more.
Wash your fucking hands.
Shittermission - when you’re eating a meal and you stop and go take a shit half way in between your meal and come back and eat more.
Wash your fucking hands.
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tj mcconnell vs. alex caruso
June 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
tj mcconnell vs. alex caruso
Elon still sucks.
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Elon still sucks.
Am I the only one who thinks it’s funny when both teams in the Western Conference Finals teams are in the central time zone?
May 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it’s funny when both teams in the Western Conference Finals teams are in the central time zone?
His name is Robert Prevost.
His name is Robert Prevost.
His name is Robert Prevost.
He name is Robert Paulson.
I mean…
His name is Robert Prevost.
His name is Robert Prevost.
His name is Robert Prevost.
He name is Robert Paulson.
I mean…
His name is Robert Prevost.
May 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
His name is Robert Prevost.
His name is Robert Prevost.
His name is Robert Prevost.
He name is Robert Paulson.
I mean…
His name is Robert Prevost.
His name is Robert Prevost.
His name is Robert Prevost.
He name is Robert Paulson.
I mean…
His name is Robert Prevost.
Good thing we got the Miami Heat into the playoffs.
April 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Good thing we got the Miami Heat into the playoffs.
The owners were stupid 4 times
April 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The owners were stupid 4 times
I hope everyone is having a good Mel Kiper Day
April 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I hope everyone is having a good Mel Kiper Day
Is the “sick patient” analogy a strategy of a doctor beating the shit out of a patient with a cold and expecting the patient to say thanks?
Trump: "Joe Biden handed us over a country that was in very serious trouble economically." (This is a lie.)
April 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Is the “sick patient” analogy a strategy of a doctor beating the shit out of a patient with a cold and expecting the patient to say thanks?
Fuck it. Let’s go back to calling them weird.
April 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Fuck it. Let’s go back to calling them weird.
One of the best parts of the NCAA Tournament is listening to commentators and analysts pretending they know the mid major teams and players they’re paid to discuss.
March 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
One of the best parts of the NCAA Tournament is listening to commentators and analysts pretending they know the mid major teams and players they’re paid to discuss.
So who did y’all pick to win in your brackets based on nothing?
March 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So who did y’all pick to win in your brackets based on nothing?
I don’t like that after turning 39 I immediately started getting skincare ads constantly thrown at me and specifically for reducing the bags under my eyes.
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don’t like that after turning 39 I immediately started getting skincare ads constantly thrown at me and specifically for reducing the bags under my eyes.
I miss Wojbomb Day
February 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I miss Wojbomb Day
I once made a bet with a conservative friend that he’d have to eat a plate of human shit if any member of Congress tried to get Trump a third term.
It took all of *4 days* before a Republican introduced a constitutional amendment to allow Trump to run for a third term.
BREAKING: Republicans move to enable THIRD TERM for Trump
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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January 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I once made a bet with a conservative friend that he’d have to eat a plate of human shit if any member of Congress tried to get Trump a third term.
I’m not rooting for Notre Dame, but I think it would be a hilarious Fuck You to super conferences if they won.
January 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m not rooting for Notre Dame, but I think it would be a hilarious Fuck You to super conferences if they won.
Wilson Fisk being elected Mayor of New York City after going to prison (twice?) is just a little too realistic.
January 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wilson Fisk being elected Mayor of New York City after going to prison (twice?) is just a little too realistic.
Kind of funny how conservatives think any liberal person used Facebook for anything other than Marketplace during the Biden Admin years.
January 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Kind of funny how conservatives think any liberal person used Facebook for anything other than Marketplace during the Biden Admin years.