Andrew Hedge
@andrewhedge.bsky.social
From Central Victoria. Quite dilapidated. I spend a lot of time on the phone.
Another exhibit for a key plank in my policy platform: "Ban all regular op-ed columns"
May 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Another exhibit for a key plank in my policy platform: "Ban all regular op-ed columns"
George Russell's father sold what
May 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
George Russell's father sold what
Turns out I am just six years behind the times, they added a third step, the gather step, in 2019. official.nba.com/new-language...
April 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Turns out I am just six years behind the times, they added a third step, the gather step, in 2019. official.nba.com/new-language...
Algorithms are mostly shit, but sometimes you'll go months forgetting a person exists and then the algorithm will say "remember this guy?" And it's nice but it must suck for them I reckon
April 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Algorithms are mostly shit, but sometimes you'll go months forgetting a person exists and then the algorithm will say "remember this guy?" And it's nice but it must suck for them I reckon
"The people of Australia deserve a fossil fuel billionaire to represent them in Parliament, or at least one of the hangers-on who I've funded, who immediately abandons me after being elected unexpectedly."
April 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"The people of Australia deserve a fossil fuel billionaire to represent them in Parliament, or at least one of the hangers-on who I've funded, who immediately abandons me after being elected unexpectedly."
You want a toe, dude? I can get you a toe.
March 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You want a toe, dude? I can get you a toe.
I drove behind this person driving an i20 hatch earlier, someone so committed to their nihilism (or The Big Lebowski maybe) that they put it on their vanity plate
March 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I drove behind this person driving an i20 hatch earlier, someone so committed to their nihilism (or The Big Lebowski maybe) that they put it on their vanity plate
I don't think that's how any of this works, Homer
February 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I don't think that's how any of this works, Homer
I watch Clarke and Dawes do the whole "front fell off" bit every time it comes up, but today was the first time I went looking for a photo of the Kirki tanker without its front. Since then, a lot of ships have been made where the front doesn't fall off.
February 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I watch Clarke and Dawes do the whole "front fell off" bit every time it comes up, but today was the first time I went looking for a photo of the Kirki tanker without its front. Since then, a lot of ships have been made where the front doesn't fall off.
When you see a comment like this, you would not expect the subject to be Mad Max: Fury Road, and that one thing to be unstinting cinematic mastery
February 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
When you see a comment like this, you would not expect the subject to be Mad Max: Fury Road, and that one thing to be unstinting cinematic mastery
I saw a video of the Philadelphia mayor pleading with fans ahead of the game not to climb their lamp posts, but they have some of the most climbable lamp posts I think I've ever seen. They've installed footpegs
February 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I saw a video of the Philadelphia mayor pleading with fans ahead of the game not to climb their lamp posts, but they have some of the most climbable lamp posts I think I've ever seen. They've installed footpegs
If you wanted to calibrate your quote to piss off as many Hepburn locals as possible, you couldn't possibly do better than this
January 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If you wanted to calibrate your quote to piss off as many Hepburn locals as possible, you couldn't possibly do better than this
Maybe the worst newspaper
January 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Maybe the worst newspaper
If you didn't want jet-skis crushed en masse before, maybe you'll be convinced by this.
www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
January 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If you didn't want jet-skis crushed en masse before, maybe you'll be convinced by this.
www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
Great deal. Presumably if you get two you can really put that delivery fee to work and snap up more value.
January 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Great deal. Presumably if you get two you can really put that delivery fee to work and snap up more value.
I expect the Fin Review will get letters about this pro-worker propaganda
January 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I expect the Fin Review will get letters about this pro-worker propaganda
Just discovered that -as a quite tall person- I'm not going to be able to drive a Lamborghini in safety/with dignity
December 28, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Just discovered that -as a quite tall person- I'm not going to be able to drive a Lamborghini in safety/with dignity
For a while you could get valuable information from the Wordle bot without being a subscriber, because this shutter was much lower down. Now the failing new york times has closed this loophole but they'll still never get a cent from me
December 19, 2024 at 2:52 AM
For a while you could get valuable information from the Wordle bot without being a subscriber, because this shutter was much lower down. Now the failing new york times has closed this loophole but they'll still never get a cent from me
They're going to outlaw red food dye in the US for six weeks before Trump makes it legal to colour food with lead paint
December 8, 2024 at 10:56 AM
They're going to outlaw red food dye in the US for six weeks before Trump makes it legal to colour food with lead paint
Something few know about me: I have a sixth sense for remembering the eggs i forgot on the stove for the last approximately 6.65 minutes.
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Something few know about me: I have a sixth sense for remembering the eggs i forgot on the stove for the last approximately 6.65 minutes.
As soon as I started watching, it stopped happening
November 27, 2024 at 9:10 PM
As soon as I started watching, it stopped happening
This is typical in the Wordle bot stats, no matter how early or late in the day it is.
November 26, 2024 at 3:12 AM
This is typical in the Wordle bot stats, no matter how early or late in the day it is.