Gang of Four Meets the Stooges but Woke
@andrewhateselon.bsky.social
Married to @annabeth2112. Sam Montgomery once called me Big Dog and you can too.
FUCK LIBERTY! ALL MY HOMIES HATE LIBERTY!
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
FUCK LIBERTY! ALL MY HOMIES HATE LIBERTY!
Chasing whiskey with motor oil, but make it sports.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Chasing whiskey with motor oil, but make it sports.
This dork again?
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This dork again?
Take it away, @downgoesbrown.bsky.social.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Take it away, @downgoesbrown.bsky.social.
Oh no they’re making me tap the sign
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Oh no they’re making me tap the sign
Posting something like this should get you shoved into a locker.
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Posting something like this should get you shoved into a locker.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Every action shot of Shohei Ohtani makes it look like he’s ripping an enormous fart.
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every action shot of Shohei Ohtani makes it look like he’s ripping an enormous fart.
Today’s lucky hat is the blue panel rebrand I bought in 2014 after I saw the light and came home to the Jays. May it bless us all, my friends.
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today’s lucky hat is the blue panel rebrand I bought in 2014 after I saw the light and came home to the Jays. May it bless us all, my friends.
The beautiful game
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The beautiful game
George Springer hit that Game 7 home run because I switched to my 1993 World Series hat after the top of the 7th.
Alejandro Kirk hit that Game 3 home run just now because I switched back to my white panel hat after the bottom of the 3rd.
You’re all welcome.
Alejandro Kirk hit that Game 3 home run just now because I switched back to my white panel hat after the bottom of the 3rd.
You’re all welcome.
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
George Springer hit that Game 7 home run because I switched to my 1993 World Series hat after the top of the 7th.
Alejandro Kirk hit that Game 3 home run just now because I switched back to my white panel hat after the bottom of the 3rd.
You’re all welcome.
Alejandro Kirk hit that Game 3 home run just now because I switched back to my white panel hat after the bottom of the 3rd.
You’re all welcome.
Catchers rock
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Catchers rock
AND I WANT MY SCALPS
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
AND I WANT MY SCALPS
Me the last time the Jays won the World Series
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me the last time the Jays won the World Series
Joe Carter. Fucking legend. My dawg.
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Joe Carter. Fucking legend. My dawg.
“Toronto’s a fun squad, but they don’t stand a chance against this super team from Califo-“
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Toronto’s a fun squad, but they don’t stand a chance against this super team from Califo-“
Hell yeah.
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Hell yeah.
All my Great Lakes baseball homies hate a game 5 in Seattle.
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
All my Great Lakes baseball homies hate a game 5 in Seattle.