Andrew Guilford 🦌 (🎄)
@andrewguilford.bsky.social
Occasional opinions | He/Him | Cardiff, Wales
A second transphobic MP has quit Your Party
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A second transphobic MP has quit Your Party
Where’s your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Where’s your fucking poppy?
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy Halloween
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Two new fascist accounts for your blocking pleasure
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Two new fascist accounts for your blocking pleasure
Not sure what this signifies
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Not sure what this signifies
If you see this post a robot 🤖
October 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If you see this post a robot 🤖
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Tilly Norwood as a character in a horror film (but obviously played by a human in uncanny valley makeup). That would be as scary as fuck
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Tilly Norwood as a character in a horror film (but obviously played by a human in uncanny valley makeup). That would be as scary as fuck
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
September 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
It’s Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Post a cartoon TV series you love
September 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It’s Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Post a cartoon TV series you love
If you see this post a bridge
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you see this post a bridge
My compulsory ID photo
September 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My compulsory ID photo
Smell like a Captain
September 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Smell like a Captain
If you see this post a vampire that’s not Dracula
September 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If you see this post a vampire that’s not Dracula
New rarest card
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
New rarest card
Yes but have you caught a Super Stinker?
August 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Yes but have you caught a Super Stinker?
Rarer than a Spitfire apparently
August 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Rarer than a Spitfire apparently
Donnie Darko
August 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Donnie Darko
Fuck this
It’s not the responsibility of the public to do anything at all when you see shoplifters
It’s not the responsibility of the public to do anything at all when you see shoplifters
August 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Fuck this
It’s not the responsibility of the public to do anything at all when you see shoplifters
It’s not the responsibility of the public to do anything at all when you see shoplifters
Donald Trump has just praised Keir Starmer for taking “a very strong stand on immigration”
July 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Donald Trump has just praised Keir Starmer for taking “a very strong stand on immigration”
Drop some staircase
July 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Drop some staircase
Remember your homeland’s heritage
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Remember your homeland’s heritage