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Andrew G. Gatto
@andrewgatto.bsky.social
Book Cover Designer | Graphic Designer for politics and campaigns | Aspiring Comedy Writer | #DeSales Alum | Autism Dad | #Autism Family
http://www.unamimedia.com
If this were the early 1980s, everybody would be fiddling with the H & V hold knobs.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This should be the next cover of Time Magazine:
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The top result when you google "Couch Threesome".
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
One of the overlooked ballot measures this year was Maine Question 1, which would have made it much harder for Mainers to vote.

It was soundly rejected!
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Let's see if anybody gets my Weapons joke.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
No one has the right to ask you anything outside of a polling place. You are not required to answer any questions or step out of line for any reason.

Do not be intimidated by anyone. Voter intimidation is a crime.

If approached:

Say nothing. Document the incident. Call the police.
VOTE!
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If you know what game this is, you are blessed! Also, you are old!
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Every House Republican needs one of these plastered all over their district. Especially members like Brian Fitzpatrick (PA-1), who presents himself as a "problem solver", but hasn't held a town hall in years, and refuses to sign the Epstein discharge petition.
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Here is a list of all of the people in the history of the world who "accidentally" got a nazi tattoo:
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I can't believe that we have to endure these terrible people indefinitely.
October 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nancy Mace apologizes weird.
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
September 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Look at this fucking jerkoff.
September 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Something is happening.
August 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hey, Siri... What's the opposite of the Iwo Jima Monument?
August 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Is there a Nobel Lunch Prize?
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The perfect work release job for Ghislaine Maxwell.
August 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My top ten bands and songs of June, 1988.
August 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My running theory is that these horrible people don't realize how deeply unpopular they are.

Exhibit A:
August 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Podiatrist waiting room activities.
August 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I used to wear pigtails.
July 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
2011 me.
July 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ryan Walters getting ready for a meeting:
July 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How I feel.
July 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I drank my way through the 90s.
July 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM