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Me, gleefully kicking off a Twilio #LevelUp "unboxing" themed webinar wearing a 📦:

(P.S. Check out the webinar at developers.twilio.com/Twilio-Devel...)

Nothing says Saturday night like watching grown adults settle fake grudges with body slams 🤼‍♂️ and questionable acting 🎭

Peak entertainment! 🙌

🎄✨ This Christmas, I’m looking back on a year of challenges, changes, and friendships forged on unforgettable journeys around the world 🌍✈️❤️

Grateful for every connection, memory, and adventure. Here’s to even more in the year ahead! Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎅🎉

Saturday night plans: a close shave, questionable pies, and some killer singing 🪒🎶

So, I have a bit of a career update to share... ✨

After nearly two years of crisscrossing the globe by train 🚆, plane ✈️, ferry & the internet 🌐 to champion feature flagging—through booths, stages, blog posts & streams—this past Friday marked the end of my time @devcyclehq.bsky.social...

What’s the first thing you do when you arrive at a hotel for #KubeCon? 🛎️🧳

If it’s not “Take a bathroom selfie to get psyched for hosting the OpenFeature Summit,” are you even really attending? 😆

Thrilled to be in Salt Lake with @devcyclehq.bsky.social & can’t wait to kick things off tomorrow! 🚀💙

Had a blast organizing this networking event with
@andrewnorris.bsky.social in Raleigh, but I’d be remiss if I didn't also share the shots of me getting KO'd by an ice cream sundae 😵

Do I regret it? Maybe. But life’s too short to fear the sundae smackdown.

This was such a blast, but I think someone at
@devcyclehq.bsky.social forgot to include the before and after shots of me getting KO'd by an ice cream sundae 😵

Do I regret it? Maybe. But life’s too short to fear a sundae smackdown 🍨

My glasses game may be strong 🤓, but with all the amazing people attending @AllThingsOpen this week, I figured it was time to level up my kicks game too! 😈👟

Enter: Disney Villains Vans. Ready to step into my villain era! 🖤✨

Capturing a great photo with my partner is a rare treat, especially during the bustling holiday season. Delighted to share this gem with you all 📸

Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and a happy holiday season! 🎄🎊

Creating these @DevCycleHQ promo spots is getting a little bit smoother... although I still use my hands way to much when I talk! 👋

Can't wait to get some real-time feedback from everyone @yougotthisconf's event tomorrow 😅

Some long overdue fixes to @edulinqs including:
🪆Unlimited Nesting of Pages
🔐Encrypted Password Protection
🌈 More Page/Link Customization
... & many more to come 🚀

Hey #bluesky what other features would you 💖 a link sharing app to have to make it valuable for you?