Andrew
@andrewcyberkop.bsky.social
Butlerian jihadist. Cyber stuff sometimes. Writing stuff always. He/him.
The secret none of your favorite authors will tell you is that the single best living writer today isn't writing stuff about historical wars, or thinking machines, or dragons.
The best writer alive today is writing about lesbian necromancers in space.
The best writer alive today is writing about lesbian necromancers in space.
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The secret none of your favorite authors will tell you is that the single best living writer today isn't writing stuff about historical wars, or thinking machines, or dragons.
The best writer alive today is writing about lesbian necromancers in space.
The best writer alive today is writing about lesbian necromancers in space.
I am but a pilgrim, humble and penitent, come to pay homage to a holy place.
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I am but a pilgrim, humble and penitent, come to pay homage to a holy place.
The anarchist infoshop nearby has this poster hanging on their walls and I haven't stopped thinking about it for months
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The anarchist infoshop nearby has this poster hanging on their walls and I haven't stopped thinking about it for months
I have seen the true face of God and she wants us to be happy.
October 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I have seen the true face of God and she wants us to be happy.
Listen to me. Shut the fuck up and listen.
Emerson Mother Fucking Tung is finally, FINALLY, releasing plastic model kits. When I tell you that Emerson Tung is perhaps the finest living artist at drawing kickass robots, you need to understand that is not hyperbole.
Emerson Mother Fucking Tung is finally, FINALLY, releasing plastic model kits. When I tell you that Emerson Tung is perhaps the finest living artist at drawing kickass robots, you need to understand that is not hyperbole.
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Listen to me. Shut the fuck up and listen.
Emerson Mother Fucking Tung is finally, FINALLY, releasing plastic model kits. When I tell you that Emerson Tung is perhaps the finest living artist at drawing kickass robots, you need to understand that is not hyperbole.
Emerson Mother Fucking Tung is finally, FINALLY, releasing plastic model kits. When I tell you that Emerson Tung is perhaps the finest living artist at drawing kickass robots, you need to understand that is not hyperbole.
The Sauce is the mind-killer. The sauce is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will permit The Sauce to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone last I will turn the inner eye to see The Sauce pass. When The Sauce has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Sauce is the mind-killer. The sauce is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will permit The Sauce to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone last I will turn the inner eye to see The Sauce pass. When The Sauce has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
This is the vibe in the groupchats tn
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is the vibe in the groupchats tn
"You have a folder on your phone that was uncovered during the investigation called 'Important Images,' is that correct?"
"Uh yes Senator."
"And you're married, with several pets and a large family."
"Yes."
"And in this folder, Important Images, it's hundreds of... memes?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Uh yes Senator."
"And you're married, with several pets and a large family."
"Yes."
"And in this folder, Important Images, it's hundreds of... memes?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"You have a folder on your phone that was uncovered during the investigation called 'Important Images,' is that correct?"
"Uh yes Senator."
"And you're married, with several pets and a large family."
"Yes."
"And in this folder, Important Images, it's hundreds of... memes?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Uh yes Senator."
"And you're married, with several pets and a large family."
"Yes."
"And in this folder, Important Images, it's hundreds of... memes?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
I'm sick and sad but I have soup and that's nice
October 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm sick and sad but I have soup and that's nice
Walkin around my kitchen rubbin this shit into my gums while I make chicken stock rn
October 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Walkin around my kitchen rubbin this shit into my gums while I make chicken stock rn
This man's got little old ladies in a VFW hall in rural Maine hootin and hollerin for Nuremberg 2.0
October 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This man's got little old ladies in a VFW hall in rural Maine hootin and hollerin for Nuremberg 2.0
God I wish I were a scumbag right now lol. There's literally never been a better opportunity in human history to get away with incredible financial fraud.
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
God I wish I were a scumbag right now lol. There's literally never been a better opportunity in human history to get away with incredible financial fraud.
Jerk mushroom duxelles Jamaican lamb Wellington
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Jerk mushroom duxelles Jamaican lamb Wellington
3d6 psychic damage to hear Peter Fucking Thiel call Eliezer Fucking Yudkowsky the fucking antichrist
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
3d6 psychic damage to hear Peter Fucking Thiel call Eliezer Fucking Yudkowsky the fucking antichrist
FROGS TOGETHER STRONG
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
FROGS TOGETHER STRONG
Read fucking theory (@bookshop.org has it on sale right now)
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Read fucking theory (@bookshop.org has it on sale right now)
I don't have to. I'll just crack open one of these bad boys and you'll jump off stage of your own volition.
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't have to. I'll just crack open one of these bad boys and you'll jump off stage of your own volition.
My wife's running a half marathon this weekend so I got a little motivational poster to cheer her on
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My wife's running a half marathon this weekend so I got a little motivational poster to cheer her on
Scouts report strange portents in the field this morning.
September 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Scouts report strange portents in the field this morning.
Currently at the stage of man flu where I just stick my entire head in the steam from this chicken stock I'm simmering.
September 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Currently at the stage of man flu where I just stick my entire head in the steam from this chicken stock I'm simmering.
Being a mild sports fan in Cleveland is the goddamn best thing in the world because Cleveland sports teams only exist for pure shitgoblinery. They are here only to absolutely annihilate someone's fantasy draft in the goofiest way possible.
September 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Being a mild sports fan in Cleveland is the goddamn best thing in the world because Cleveland sports teams only exist for pure shitgoblinery. They are here only to absolutely annihilate someone's fantasy draft in the goofiest way possible.