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Tbf he does kinda slay with that eye liner
March 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Onion took it too far! They took the joke much too far!
March 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s the collect trauma from the Bad Place app, it’s understandable
March 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“Something something free market competition something something complete…”
February 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I forgot which app this was for a second, thank God…
February 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Holy shit the “Divorced Dad” energy is high
February 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
February 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
But he brought the sink… and said “let that sink in…”

Legalize comedy… 🫠 Elon will be some many 13th reasons
February 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Wouldn’t t actually be higher? Like as some sort of Monty Hall scenario, since he’s rolled that dice before?
February 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I’m sorry, but there really are more important things to be thinking about?!!

Like are the Chik’fil’a fries really that bad? Like I’ve boycotted the for years, but remember the fries being the shit, so how disappointed would I be? Also, why? I don’t get it….
February 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
“… um… you can’t go to war with the Panama Canal… the Panama Canal isn’t a country…”
February 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Don’t worry, you’ll probably see a fluff piece about how “Health Organizations Recommend Cutting Back Breakfast; How Two Meals a Day is Improving Health Outcomes!”
January 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It’s giving “Nick Fuentes”
January 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It’s giving “Saddam Hussein…”
January 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“🎶In the arms of an angels…. Fly away from here!🎶”
January 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Megaton Origins…
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
*me and my crew playing Wordle*
a cartoon character is wearing headphones and holding a drink
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing headphones and holding a drink
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I will absolutely gatekeep Royal Match or Candy Crush! If you don’t know the lore of the monarchy or which fruits should be shipped, you are just a faux-fan…

/s
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM