as someone who’s worked in the service industry, every job ive had at a small business has been more exploitative and abusive than the ones at corporate joints. trumps biggest base of support is from petty tyrant small business owners. if you want to consume ethically, support worker cooperatives

I know the material reasons for the rise of fascism. I also think another reason - which doesn’t get talked about as much because it’s embarrassing that humans can be that naive - is that when you are financially comfortable but bored, abstract cruelty can give you a sense of purpose.

We are living through the real life changlourious basterds.

I am a comedian. I love ALL the presidents.

They complain about the federal aid now, but flash forward to 2028–this beautiful, diverse city has been gutted by disaster capitalists, and trump is at the LA Olympics taking credit for building us back. Not looking forward to it!

Rushing to take a shit with my squatty potty and bidet before my house burns down