andrewbucket.bsky.social
@andrewbucket.bsky.social
Sometimes when Oliver platt is onscreen I pretend it’s @pftompkins.bsky.social for fun. It’s kinda like seeing a tribute band.
February 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Bridget Jones is back ! She’s up to all her old tricks— falling down all over the place in front of her crush. Lol Bridget, lord help ya.
February 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We all wanna see REM live so badly that we’ll pay $40 to see Micheal Shannon and the guy from superchunk cover Automatic for the People.
February 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
People in other cities post like::

Room in my house available in Ostrich Park, 6 blocks from the Banana Line, or 4 blocks from the funicular which goes to Soup Hill in 5 minutes - super convenient
February 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When the most irresponsible person you know, who has moved 4 times in 3 years, announces they’re getting a dog (a breed that requires 3x the work of a normal dog 😞)
February 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I love going to a “shoes off” house that’s also a filthy fuckin mess.
February 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Kendrick did a song about his rival in mudd flare jeans and yr acting like he’s not also a degrassi drama queen.
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You know what’s insane. Bob Dylan and Joe Pesci are the same age.
February 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What if Tony didn’t get whacked OR arrested by the feds but instead… as soon as meadow sat down he ordered a burger and had what many have experienced as a moment of clarity in taking the first bite, realizing the cruel source of his meal & then he became the first Don of a plant based crime family
February 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Stand up/yoga show:

Hello, Is this thing Om?

I might have produced something like this years ago but now I know that it’s just a passing private joke and I don’t need to will it into existence for the sake of a pun.
February 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dang I’m not sure if Wayne’s World translates at ALL for anybody under 30.

Some of the gags will be evergreen funny, but the tone and plot is very specifically early 90s and would require a lot of context. Explaining cable access, those type of metal guys, the references.
February 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ive seen these guys who dangle from tall buildings for thrills. I wonder if they’ve ever gotten stoned and taken a shower … it’s also very thrilling !
February 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer. But it ends there. this is a seasonal business.
February 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I liked that movie Behind The Candle-a-bruh.
February 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I smile at people on the street, not to be neighborly, but because I have a secret.
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A good dog thing is when they’re excited to see you but continue to lay on their side and look at you and wag/thwack their tail against the couch without getting up.
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I love that the biggest lesson we learned from legal weed is that we have been overdoing it for our whole lives because we had no concept of dosage. Imagine drinking “some alcohol” by the glass and hoping for the best outcome.
February 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I started saying this today and it’s kinda stuck in my head :

A cash infusion for a fashion cushion.
February 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I will thoroughly examine any trash as long as it’s labeled “free”
January 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m glad Bernie headlined the confirmation. Nobody was gonna be able to follow onesies.
January 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
OK, I understand that the price of eggs is being used as this ruler for measuring inflation at large

But like , are people eating that many eggs? I’ve been very poor before and there’s a lot of stuff a person can eat for cheap besides eggs.

What’s going on with the price of lentils?
January 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Gonna have to skip the brutalist because the wrong people are talking about it and if it stands the test of time I’ll be reminded to see it later but I’ve been baited into this kind of thing before and really all I’m mostly hearing about is that it has an intermission. The BREAK is stealing the show
January 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I read all the way thru and I don’t really detect anything beyond ending DEI in the military that this guy has planned.
The double edge of hiring an inept loyalist is he prob doesn’t totally understand how the macro military works, or how to change it meaningfully.
President Donald Trump’s return to the White House is already generating turbulence at the Pentagon, where newly confirmed Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth got to work Monday on a mission to shake up the U.S. military and align it more closely with the returning president’s “America First” agenda.
Hegseth, Trump’s Pentagon ‘disrupter,’ vows swift action
President Donald Trump’s return to the White House is generating turbulence at the Pentagon, where his new defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, vowed to bring change.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I def wanna do a comedy festival. Who wouldn’t want to drive 8 hours and pay for a hotel for 3 nights so you can lock antlers with 40 other insecure ppl, in a heightened state of anxiety, so you can do 2 sets and make 3 friends who live in another state.
January 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This thing about tweezing eyebrows too much and they don’t grow back… when does that kick in?
Because I’ve been plucking my unibrow for like 28 years.
January 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM