Andrew Bernstein
andrewbernstei9.bsky.social
Andrew Bernstein
@andrewbernstei9.bsky.social
Appellate and Trial lawyer. Just trying to get a laugh.
We keep asking and the court’s position on this boils down to “because we said so!”
December 5, 2024 at 12:30 AM
We get 5 minutes and it’s virtual only. But it’s still a thrill!
December 3, 2024 at 11:32 PM
When did you grow a moustache there “Sturgill”?
November 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Did you just join a she’er?
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Any recommendations? My favourites this year are Sandwich and Creation Lake.
November 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Look I’m not a member of the Bet Din or anything but it’s not supposed to know what’s coming. And you can’t stun or anaesthetize it. I know you have impressive powers. But I’m skeptical you can pull this off. But it’s nice to see you here.
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Can you find a shochet that can kill it in one stroke? No you cannot.
November 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
and a small suitcase full of your cassettes!
November 18, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Bless you for saying that.
November 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Me please!
November 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I missed you bro!
November 16, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Then I’m in the right place!!
November 16, 2024 at 10:48 PM