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Andrew Ayres
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E Pluribus Unum, bitches
Please God don’t let it be THAT organ
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Voter was just waiting for Mr. Wright and found him at last.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This is where having a SecDef who attended one of our military academies where such things are taught and discussed might be a good idea.
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If anyone damages my Monopoly Man top hat in the overhead bin, I shall strangle them with my cravat
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Complaining about Portnoy
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We need to have a bake sale to help poor George
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Old-school pitch framing, with its gentle turn of the glove, was an art. This is just Pitch Yanking
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
One would have hoped the Esprit d’Hillbilly would supersede political differences
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nancy Kulp’s bid for congress was publicly opposed by Buddy Ebsen.
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Here for the orange sanitary socks
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
20 miles upriver in Hadley
September 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I think the most appropriate Pavement request is always “Major Leagues.”
September 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oops it was Tuesday
September 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
IF he has completed his elaborate woodworking project.
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Thankfully Faust is here to alert us to those unwilling to make Faustian bargains
August 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A nepo baby jacked up on artificial T which explains his irrational confidence
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The thinking man’s So Taguchi
August 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Kasey Kasum voice: “Twoooo???!!!”
August 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM