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Andrew Archer
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Gold Coast. Australian comic writer, rap dude and Toblerone enthusiast. THE TOKYO 5 chapter zero is available now for FREE via http://thetokyo5.com
If it doesn’t horribly crash my computer at a random interval, is it REALLY a true and authentic Fallout: New Vegas experience?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Oct 23
Bethesda has used Fallout Day to announce the Fallout: New Vegas 15th Anniversary Bundle, which celebrates Obsidian’s much-loved post-apocalyptic role-playing game turning 15 years old. Check out the contents.
Fallout: New Vegas 15th Anniversary Bundle Announced on Fallout Day — Here Are the Contents
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October 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Considering the best selling Xbox sold LESS than the WORST selling PlayStation, I’ve always been puzzled by the Xbox vs PlayStation rivalry. In reality, Microsoft was never in the running. I wouldn’t be surprised if we end up with only two consoles on the market in 3 years time. PS & Nintendo.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Jun 30
One of the original founding members of Xbox, Laura Fryer, believes the firm's hardware ambitions are "dead." https://bit.ly/4l9X7do
June 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I've wanted to write this for a long time - Since when does the audience care about box office revenue?

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Since when does the audience care about box office revenue? — The Tokyo 5
Blade Runner, Fight Club, Starship Troopers. All great, all flops. Why do we keep using box office earnings as a metric for art?
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May 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Star Wars Holiday Special is the best piece of Star Wars fiction ever made.

“Prequel fans, original trilogy purists, sequel defenders [..] we can all link arms, look up at the stars and laugh at the pure, uncut absurdity of Chewbacca’s dad watching space porn”

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The Star Wars Holiday special is the greatest piece of Star Wars fiction ever made — The Tokyo 5
No, I'm not kidding. Let me explain why it's the best piece of Star Wars fiction ever made.
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May 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
That’s probably because of all those Filet-O-Fishes they churned out over Lent. Ronald LOVES Good Friday and Catholic guilt.
my local mcdonalds is flying its flags at half mast for the pope's death
April 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
American opposition movements always make the same mistake: believing that by tweeting enough they’ll make millions of conservatives suddenly come to their senses & turn out in force to oppose fascism.

They want the fascism. It’s what they voted for. At the very least they’re apathetic to kindness.
March 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m calling bullshit on fabric softener.
March 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’ve exhausted all my topics of conversation with the uber driver within 2 minutes of being in the car.

15 minutes of awkward silence incoming.
December 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
The TRUE mark of wealth and sophistication is being able to put cheese on your Whopper without a second thought.
December 4, 2024 at 10:30 PM
If elected Prime Minister, I promise to bring back $1 Grilla Dogs to halt Australia’s worsening cost of living crisis. Vote 1. Vote ME.
December 4, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I often think about how in 1,000 years time, learned professors will have to explain stone faced to a room full of their peers what a Skibidi Toilet was, all while pointing to holograms of YouTube videos of robots fighting demonic toilet bowls.
November 22, 2024 at 4:56 AM
It’s incredible when you think about it, but THIS was once the internet. A tangible, physical space you had to sit down at to find your GTA cheat codes and download your Limp Bizkit and Wu Tang remixes.
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 AM
People often tell me that I come across cold, moody and distant……..GOOD, it took me YEARS to perfect that.
November 17, 2024 at 4:54 AM