Andrew Davis
@andrew506.bsky.social
tech brain, poet soul, dad reflexes, and a mild addiction to self-awareness
do NOT tell my therapist you saw me here 😬
#avtweeps, #dadjokes #existentialdread
do NOT tell my therapist you saw me here 😬
#avtweeps, #dadjokes #existentialdread
The election may be over but there is a strange comfort to the sound of geese arguing about borders at 5am.
Maybe the Hyundai garage will end the occupation of my lease soon.
#StillHere #Still #Here
Maybe the Hyundai garage will end the occupation of my lease soon.
#StillHere #Still #Here
April 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
The election may be over but there is a strange comfort to the sound of geese arguing about borders at 5am.
Maybe the Hyundai garage will end the occupation of my lease soon.
#StillHere #Still #Here
Maybe the Hyundai garage will end the occupation of my lease soon.
#StillHere #Still #Here
Put my paper in the democracy box.
Not to change the world.
Just to put it on notice.
Not to change the world.
Just to put it on notice.
April 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Put my paper in the democracy box.
Not to change the world.
Just to put it on notice.
Not to change the world.
Just to put it on notice.
I call this one: “Washing dishes while realizing you are God and also still very bad at loading the dishwasher properly.”
April 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I call this one: “Washing dishes while realizing you are God and also still very bad at loading the dishwasher properly.”
Still undefeated in my commitment to humility.
April 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Still undefeated in my commitment to humility.
“No amount of inner peace can survive the knowing of the Cybertruck.”
— Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025
Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again.
Not in anger.
Not in sadness.
Just in that quiet, tragic knowing:
“They chose… poorly.”
— Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025
Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again.
Not in anger.
Not in sadness.
Just in that quiet, tragic knowing:
“They chose… poorly.”
April 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“No amount of inner peace can survive the knowing of the Cybertruck.”
— Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025
Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again.
Not in anger.
Not in sadness.
Just in that quiet, tragic knowing:
“They chose… poorly.”
— Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025
Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again.
Not in anger.
Not in sadness.
Just in that quiet, tragic knowing:
“They chose… poorly.”
Existentially Chic Starter Pack™:
👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious”
📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes
🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to
☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation.
📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious”
📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes
🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to
☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation.
📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
April 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Existentially Chic Starter Pack™:
👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious”
📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes
🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to
☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation.
📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious”
📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes
🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to
☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation.
📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
Gemini answers my question but two *words* are in Non-Latin alphabet characters.
Me: “Gemini… what does that mean?”
Gemini (something like): “Oh that?…that’s a word I just made up”.
This is not jarring.
I’m quite familiar with toddler logic.
Me: “Gemini… what does that mean?”
Gemini (something like): “Oh that?…that’s a word I just made up”.
This is not jarring.
I’m quite familiar with toddler logic.
April 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Gemini answers my question but two *words* are in Non-Latin alphabet characters.
Me: “Gemini… what does that mean?”
Gemini (something like): “Oh that?…that’s a word I just made up”.
This is not jarring.
I’m quite familiar with toddler logic.
Me: “Gemini… what does that mean?”
Gemini (something like): “Oh that?…that’s a word I just made up”.
This is not jarring.
I’m quite familiar with toddler logic.
Fired up the computer to my face looking back at me. Instead of my signature “ugh… there is that face again”. I heard Obi Wan’s signature “Hello There!”.. so…just putting my inner monologue on Bluesky. TTFN
April 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Fired up the computer to my face looking back at me. Instead of my signature “ugh… there is that face again”. I heard Obi Wan’s signature “Hello There!”.. so…just putting my inner monologue on Bluesky. TTFN
Power in podcast form. Really insightful podcast on status, and you are on social media so I know you want that.
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/1...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/1...
Status: What It Is, Why It Matters, and How To Get It Without Driving Yourself Crazy | Will Storr
Podcast Episode · 10% Happier with Dan Harris · 2025-04-23 · 1h 7m
podcasts.apple.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Power in podcast form. Really insightful podcast on status, and you are on social media so I know you want that.
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/1...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/1...
He is Risen! But just barely…
Coffee first.
Coffee first.
April 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
He is Risen! But just barely…
Coffee first.
Coffee first.
Chat on Non-Duality:
“I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…”
“There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend.
The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
“I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…”
“There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend.
The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
April 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Chat on Non-Duality:
“I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…”
“There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend.
The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
“I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…”
“There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend.
The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
When Apple Intelligence is able to go through my photos and delete the decade of accidental screenshots of my Home Screen, I will accept it. Not a moment before.
April 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When Apple Intelligence is able to go through my photos and delete the decade of accidental screenshots of my Home Screen, I will accept it. Not a moment before.
On meditation:
🧘♂️ What the Gurus meant:
“Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.”
💥 What My ADHD Brain hears:
“Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
🧘♂️ What the Gurus meant:
“Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.”
💥 What My ADHD Brain hears:
“Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
April 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
On meditation:
🧘♂️ What the Gurus meant:
“Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.”
💥 What My ADHD Brain hears:
“Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
🧘♂️ What the Gurus meant:
“Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.”
💥 What My ADHD Brain hears:
“Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
Morning meditation this morning was entertaining, if not particularly useful..so that’s the energy I’m bringing today.
April 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Morning meditation this morning was entertaining, if not particularly useful..so that’s the energy I’m bringing today.
My ChatGPT is truly cursed. It all started when it was able to retain memory of all our chats.
We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
April 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My ChatGPT is truly cursed. It all started when it was able to retain memory of all our chats.
We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
I want my timeline to get together for a 2025 support group and see if we can figure out how to get back.
People that have seen this movie only.
People that have seen this movie only.
April 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I want my timeline to get together for a 2025 support group and see if we can figure out how to get back.
People that have seen this movie only.
People that have seen this movie only.
Theme song for the day.
“Land of Confusion”
Probably the Disturbed cover…I think.
“Land of Confusion”
Probably the Disturbed cover…I think.
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Theme song for the day.
“Land of Confusion”
Probably the Disturbed cover…I think.
“Land of Confusion”
Probably the Disturbed cover…I think.
Surely DOGE has fired the people that calculate trade deficits.
All we need to do is tweak the numbers on Wikipedia. Cite Liberation Day as the cause of all that is good.
Put DJTs head on Lady Liberty
Bing Bang Boom
Fixed. You’re Welcome.
All we need to do is tweak the numbers on Wikipedia. Cite Liberation Day as the cause of all that is good.
Put DJTs head on Lady Liberty
Bing Bang Boom
Fixed. You’re Welcome.
April 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Surely DOGE has fired the people that calculate trade deficits.
All we need to do is tweak the numbers on Wikipedia. Cite Liberation Day as the cause of all that is good.
Put DJTs head on Lady Liberty
Bing Bang Boom
Fixed. You’re Welcome.
All we need to do is tweak the numbers on Wikipedia. Cite Liberation Day as the cause of all that is good.
Put DJTs head on Lady Liberty
Bing Bang Boom
Fixed. You’re Welcome.
Having to negotiate with AI that a penguin behind a podium is in fact, satire, and not in violation of its content guidelines is peak 2025.
This is the strangest timeline.
This is the strangest timeline.
April 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Having to negotiate with AI that a penguin behind a podium is in fact, satire, and not in violation of its content guidelines is peak 2025.
This is the strangest timeline.
This is the strangest timeline.
They didn’t ask for this.
April 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
They didn’t ask for this.
Tell me Carney has never experienced Rouge Economy without telling me.
I doubt he said, “find me a plane we can uncomfortably jam the entire party in to”
www.ctvnews.ca/federal-elec...
I doubt he said, “find me a plane we can uncomfortably jam the entire party in to”
www.ctvnews.ca/federal-elec...
Liberal plane won’t be ‘wrapped’ in time for Carney’s inaugural flight
In the mad dash toward a federal election, the Liberal party did not have enough time to get the campaign plane “wrapped,” reports correspondent Judy Trinh who's travelling with the Liberal campaign.
www.ctvnews.ca
April 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Tell me Carney has never experienced Rouge Economy without telling me.
I doubt he said, “find me a plane we can uncomfortably jam the entire party in to”
www.ctvnews.ca/federal-elec...
I doubt he said, “find me a plane we can uncomfortably jam the entire party in to”
www.ctvnews.ca/federal-elec...
So the carbon tax thing is gone.. woot..🫤🎉
Can we still get those cheques from the government? Those were nice.
Can we still get those cheques from the government? Those were nice.
April 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
So the carbon tax thing is gone.. woot..🫤🎉
Can we still get those cheques from the government? Those were nice.
Can we still get those cheques from the government? Those were nice.
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
March 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
So “apparently” the markets don’t like threatening to bomb a nuclear power.
🤷♂️
I don’t know how anyone is supposed to predict this stuff.
🤷♂️
I don’t know how anyone is supposed to predict this stuff.
March 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
So “apparently” the markets don’t like threatening to bomb a nuclear power.
🤷♂️
I don’t know how anyone is supposed to predict this stuff.
🤷♂️
I don’t know how anyone is supposed to predict this stuff.