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Andrew Sigil
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Rubber nipple salesman
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#FML suddenly has a new meaning #FuckMikeLee
June 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
June 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Imagine hating someone because they're reasonable.
April 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'm not allowed to smoke for 7-10 days, so I took a hit of weed though my nose.

6/10 already have done that in my youth for fun.
April 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I had two teeth and a bridge removed from my skull today.

I'm fucking depressed about it. I feel my name should be Methandrew now.
April 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
April 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Remember, Jesus sacrificed his whole weekend for your sins.
April 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Got to bed late, neighbor woke us up by blasting horrible music.

I blasted music through my $1600 studio monitors and a 100 watt guitar amp.

Me me me more louder than you.

He wouldn't even look at me outside as Behemoth's "Slaves Shall Serve" played at a crippling volume.

I won eventually.
April 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Leftists eating their own or cutting off actual people who will be an ally to them if shit breaks out is one of the few things that makes my cynical heart ache.

Fucking idiots, pull your head out of your asses and stop relying of impossible purity tests.
March 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Been dreaming about suggin donk for like four nights in a row.

Jimbus Crust 🥵
March 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I've been trying to get a picture of this old girl doing this to my dog for TWO YEARS (she don't like when he sniffs her butt). What a pretty smile.
March 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Say hello to the dingus.
March 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My nephew (16) told my wife and I that he got stoned for the first time today.

He described it as feeling like a "staring baby".

We're gonna have a chat with him tomorrow about being responsible.

But for today, I told him to go watch cartoons and play video games. The basement is yours.

GDI 😂
March 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Social media is dead.
March 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Them: I can solve a rubix cube with my eyes closed.

Me: yeah? I can solve a rubix boob with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind back.
March 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Never realized Tiktok has a separate area for community guideline violation notifications until yesterday. I've had 11 comments removed in the last two months for calling someone a "dingus" in many different contexts. Lol. Why do we still use the internet?
March 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Facts and logic
March 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fascists don't get bitches

Because

Fascism is a bitchless ideology
March 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ah yes, nothing like waking up from an accidental two hour nap to ruin my evening.
March 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Who TF decided that the caps of Old Spice aftershave need to look like red buttholes?
March 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Finally, someone made The Eagles tolerable.
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Good thing these chickens are cooped lol. I'm fairly sure it sticks around for the rats @random-dani.bsky.social
March 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No one will probably listen to this. But you should.

youtu.be/GjTAVzCpoyE?...
Tom Waits - "Talking At The Same Time"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
youtu.be
March 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reposted by Andrew Sigil
Hope you all had a mama mia of a #Mar10
It'sa my #meme tribute for this year.
#mario #mariobros #marioday #memes #reallypatheticproductions
March 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"There's leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge
Killers, thieves, and lawyers

God's Away, God's away
God's away on Business."

-Tom Waits
March 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM