At the risk of coming across as catty: The richest man in the world who is also the king of the internet and outer space had to make his slaves build him a chat robot to be his friend and they had to reprogram it because the robot did not like him either.

“After the talks, Mr. Xi spoke pointedly of the importance of the two leaders remaining trusting friends.”

Well isn’t that nice. It’s so rare for older men to have meaningful friendships.