Zachary Joseph
@andretheshyant.bsky.social
Comedian and Luigi’s Mansion fan
The cool thing about Vancouver is that there’s just a guy in the road sometimes
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The cool thing about Vancouver is that there’s just a guy in the road sometimes
Turns out the Reagan that Trump was comparing himself to was Nancy
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Turns out the Reagan that Trump was comparing himself to was Nancy
Honestly the crazier news would be that he’s good at it #SloppyDon
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Honestly the crazier news would be that he’s good at it #SloppyDon
Nice argument bro unfortunately I’ve already shown your tweets to my beautiful & cruel wife and she says you look and type like a bitch
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nice argument bro unfortunately I’ve already shown your tweets to my beautiful & cruel wife and she says you look and type like a bitch
Been calling people “big dawg” in a condescending manner lately and that shit hits like crack
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Been calling people “big dawg” in a condescending manner lately and that shit hits like crack
The new pope is from Chicago and if you work at SNL you should be SPRINTING to the writer’s room
May 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The new pope is from Chicago and if you work at SNL you should be SPRINTING to the writer’s room
Ayy girl why don’t you come by my crib and barf on my shit
May 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ayy girl why don’t you come by my crib and barf on my shit
Getting shitfaced before I go to Michaels so I’m confident enough to talk to the cashiers
April 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Getting shitfaced before I go to Michaels so I’m confident enough to talk to the cashiers
I have invented Ozempic 2
April 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I have invented Ozempic 2
@jaimestein.bsky.social wants to blame losing the Vancouver by-election on anti-semitism when he actually lost because he’s a transphobe and a zionist and runs under a shitty party. And just for fun, because he’a a bald bitch
April 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@jaimestein.bsky.social wants to blame losing the Vancouver by-election on anti-semitism when he actually lost because he’s a transphobe and a zionist and runs under a shitty party. And just for fun, because he’a a bald bitch
fwen junion soup
March 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
fwen junion soup
At the Korean BBQ and they just brought out a priest to my table
January 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
At the Korean BBQ and they just brought out a priest to my table
Bought the rose toy from Winners and it ate my balls
January 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Bought the rose toy from Winners and it ate my balls
Shoutout to all the kids who got LEGO Magazine deliver to their houses we’re all autistic now
January 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Shoutout to all the kids who got LEGO Magazine deliver to their houses we’re all autistic now
Buying the discounted mugs at Indigo to throw at cybertrucks
January 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Buying the discounted mugs at Indigo to throw at cybertrucks
A film by M Night Ballsfalloff
January 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
A film by M Night Ballsfalloff
German guys be like “please do a sëxmoven on mien penarschaften”
January 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
German guys be like “please do a sëxmoven on mien penarschaften”
Boofing joint medication for dogs
January 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Boofing joint medication for dogs
“Guys we should try to discourage others from murdering CEOs, time to give this guy the dopest photo op of all time”
December 20, 2024 at 7:24 AM
“Guys we should try to discourage others from murdering CEOs, time to give this guy the dopest photo op of all time”
naming my new baby Chili Cheese Dog Bennet-Ramsey LastName Joseph
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
naming my new baby Chili Cheese Dog Bennet-Ramsey LastName Joseph
Dune Prophecy needs more freaky little guys. a tasteful parody of jamaicans perhaps
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Dune Prophecy needs more freaky little guys. a tasteful parody of jamaicans perhaps
Podcasters after the Trump administration bans TRT as Gender Affirming Care
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Podcasters after the Trump administration bans TRT as Gender Affirming Care
Thinking about I guy who I played football with who told us about his old teammate nicknamed “Big Red”, whose nickname eventually morphed into “Dog Penis” because football players are exactly who you think they are
November 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Thinking about I guy who I played football with who told us about his old teammate nicknamed “Big Red”, whose nickname eventually morphed into “Dog Penis” because football players are exactly who you think they are