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andresito, M.S.
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once I figure out how to have insurance it’s cooked for these hoes 🙂‍↕️

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Needing to wash my hair just made me miss out on a sexy man coming to my apartment… brb shaving my head and also wishing I was never born
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Being a puppy parent is being more viciously ill than you have in a long time and understanding that your baby dog is with 1000% certainty will repeatedly climb onto you just to jump as hard as he can off of your stomach when all you want is rest…
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Direct quote from my man today:
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠🫩
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My Caucasian partner (love him dearly) asked me if I would like Pizza Hut for dinner today and I said yes before taking a nap.

I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner 🫩 god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
just found some nudes that I took a long time ago, specifically on January 6th of 2021 😋 clearly I had much more important things happening on that day than some others
September 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Pupdate: gratitude is very much lost on this one, who decided to completely unravel my yarn ball and is now refusing to release the string
August 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I made not one but TWO dog toys for my baby today and he really enjoys both of them and that feels like a major slay for me 🤭💙 #dogdad #dogsky
August 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Fatherhood has continuously left me in disarray 🫠
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
also I freakin sewed a pair of shorts as a gift for my sister’s birthday this week and when I finished them they looked like shorts and the threads weren’t hanging out and they generally looked pretty nice (despite being tossed together)??? anyway I think that was really sexy of me 🤭💙
July 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
new baby flicks just dropped 🔥💥
#dog #dogdaddy
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
accriate
July 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
just discovered I can wear this pet car seat as a backpack ao me and the pooch are about to be exploring the whole world
July 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Off to Columbo!! The travel bun is slaying down rn so I think it’s gonna be a good trip but presenting at this conference has me trembling 🫠
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Off to Columbo!! The travel bun is slaying down rn so I think it’s gonna be a good trip but presenting at this conference has me trembling 🫠
June 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
damn I thought of a hit skeet while I was out with my dog this morning and by the time I made it back inside it was so far gone this is terrible news
June 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Wow I’m now understanding just how heavy yall are lifting when you break 20,000lbs lifted 🤩🥵 yall so big and strong
June 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Who wants to see my wiener?? 🤭
June 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
hammock in my office at work and I’m really about to sleep through this morning half of my day 🙂‍↕️💙
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
2006?! No wayyyyyy
May 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You ever have an eyelash in your eye and then you absolutely demolish your eyeball/waterline trying to get it out and then once you do you’re like “damn I probably would’ve just blinked that out in a minute or two, was that really worth it?”

yeah me either .. 😪
May 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
How does it feel to live mY DREAM
May 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
wearing longer socks for my workouts is an absolute need I cannot keep playing this sock slip game 🥲
April 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fresh out of the shower and my hair is clipped up bc once again, it did not do what I wanted it to 🙂
April 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
how does it feel to live my DrEaM
April 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM