When did DSBM songs stop having titles like “Traversing The Melancholic Dimensions Of Insurmountable Woe” and start being called stuff like “Sorry Mom…I Am Going To Kill Myself Tonight And End My Useless Life”

“Great work, I am copying (boss) for visibility” is so “do it again so daddy can see”.

Nicole Kidman would play her I’m so sorry.

I love when Coned sends those emails that are tips for dealing with weather and it’s like “you could ration your heat usage because it’s pretty fucken expensive brother!!”

This really gives Kazaa virus from 2002

Hey are we still shredding paper documents before throwing them away because I feel like a lot of people already have that info.

I have seen three fashion boys wearing this specific shirt this month.

Kinda thought people were gonna start saying “Commie-la” when the election was happening but they really actually did not.