I wondered if it was deadspin people but I would have remembered them, plus these predate me being on deadspin by just a little.

Dude, don't get me started on how many of those girls I had a crush on. Every girl on that show was a total fox.

Thanks to this guide, i treated my burn properly like a pro!

I honestly feel like I like my chances with the passenger plane over scoring a point on Serena Williams. (But I cannot do either of those things)