Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody)
@andreajenkyns.bsky.social
Former MP. Former Child. Baffling absolutely everyone with braincells, I'm now Mayor of Lincolnshire (PARODY ACCOUNT)
Shhh next question
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Shhh next question
But ENGURLAND
October 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
But ENGURLAND
Photoshop.
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Photoshop.
Thanks for writing my new bio😇
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Thanks for writing my new bio😇
I prefer lettuce🥬
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I prefer lettuce🥬
Red paint is surprisingly more expensive these days. I tried it with Asdas own-brand ketchup and mayonnaise but it rained a few hours later and no points for guessing what happened...
Any ideas to help bring the costs down?
Any ideas to help bring the costs down?
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Red paint is surprisingly more expensive these days. I tried it with Asdas own-brand ketchup and mayonnaise but it rained a few hours later and no points for guessing what happened...
Any ideas to help bring the costs down?
Any ideas to help bring the costs down?
Can't even prove that's me🫣
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Can't even prove that's me🫣
The red crosses are more of a + sign, so I'd say its Mathematics more than English, Neil.
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The red crosses are more of a + sign, so I'd say its Mathematics more than English, Neil.
That's funny, my agent told me that was my EXACT demographic!
September 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
That's funny, my agent told me that was my EXACT demographic!
Making a racket for some people to make money is what I do best
September 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Making a racket for some people to make money is what I do best
As long as they're paying me I can look the other way.
Now, who wants to see my next song?
Now, who wants to see my next song?
September 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
As long as they're paying me I can look the other way.
Now, who wants to see my next song?
Now, who wants to see my next song?
Climate Change? Yeah pal it's called SEASONS
Ice caps melting? Yeah pal that's what ice does when it's hot even in Antarctica in the summer
Ice caps melting? Yeah pal that's what ice does when it's hot even in Antarctica in the summer
September 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Climate Change? Yeah pal it's called SEASONS
Ice caps melting? Yeah pal that's what ice does when it's hot even in Antarctica in the summer
Ice caps melting? Yeah pal that's what ice does when it's hot even in Antarctica in the summer
TOLERATE ME PLEASE JULES I HAVE SO MUCH MORE MOCKABLE THINGS I'M WAITING TO SAY
September 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
TOLERATE ME PLEASE JULES I HAVE SO MUCH MORE MOCKABLE THINGS I'M WAITING TO SAY
Buy it on iTunes on October 3rd, I'm coming for Taylor Swifts crown
September 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Buy it on iTunes on October 3rd, I'm coming for Taylor Swifts crown
She's the current Queen of England, roomey95
September 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
She's the current Queen of England, roomey95
I'm coming for the woke lamp posts first like I failed to do in Morley
May 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm coming for the woke lamp posts first like I failed to do in Morley
Literally nobody told me that else I wouldn't have bothered running...
The Magna Carta is WOKE
The Magna Carta is WOKE
May 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Literally nobody told me that else I wouldn't have bothered running...
The Magna Carta is WOKE
The Magna Carta is WOKE
Going for gold
May 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Going for gold
Ugh does that mean I actually have to go to Lincoln? I'll give it a miss if so
May 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ugh does that mean I actually have to go to Lincoln? I'll give it a miss if so
I don't want to
May 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't want to
uh, gimme a minute I'll think of something
May 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
uh, gimme a minute I'll think of something