alright fellas, this account is irreparably broken so they gifted me a new one @andreabeckerphd.bsky.social (forced to to identify with my phd)(unparalleled humiliation)

I’m rebranding as hirable

against all odds, the FindMy app finally worked, and I found my left airpod in the middle of the bike lane two hours after it flung out of my pocket mid ride :’)

tuna got a new harness for spring

the images sexual educators use to depict withdrawal vs the one they would if they were brave 😞