"Her chocolate skin shimmered in the summer sun as she exposed herself to me.
She even tasted like chocolate under my tongue. She was, in fact, literally chocolate."

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I need pictures of your feet. Not for any weird sex thing, just a foot thing. A foot fetish thing. A fully sexual foot fetish thing.

"We made love all night. We made love all morning. We've been making love for 46 hours straight and we can't stop someone please help us."

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"Our love burned like the burning of a thousand pieces of paper that were on fire in a paper factory that was also on fire. It was so hot, is what I'm saying."

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"She grasped his love baton with her thin, taut fingers. She'd never seen anything like it... and she had no idea what to do with the buttons. But she was going to find out..."

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Hello BlueSky! I’ll be posting snippets here from my in-progress romantasy EPIC. Please read my bio for full information.

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