Andre Martin
@andre.lu
Head in the Cloud, Web Technologies, LEGO. Creative; spontaneous; versatile.
I get it that #kids nowadays might not know a rotary #phone or floppy disk, but I was stunned when I had a 9-yro shockingly expressing "OMG, you still have a two-handle water tap?!", pointing at my #kitchen sink. #generation #fail #RotaryPhone #FloppyDisk
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I get it that #kids nowadays might not know a rotary #phone or floppy disk, but I was stunned when I had a 9-yro shockingly expressing "OMG, you still have a two-handle water tap?!", pointing at my #kitchen sink. #generation #fail #RotaryPhone #FloppyDisk
Finally (barely) enough #snow in the east of #Luxembourg for the #kids to make a #snowangel.
#LUproblems #winter #lastnight #latergram #weather #Gostingen
#LUproblems #winter #lastnight #latergram #weather #Gostingen
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Finally (barely) enough #snow in the east of #Luxembourg for the #kids to make a #snowangel.
#LUproblems #winter #lastnight #latergram #weather #Gostingen
#LUproblems #winter #lastnight #latergram #weather #Gostingen
What's #wrong with #kids nowadays? I got an information request on several topics by a #teen. I replied with 1 message per topic via messenger app. Of course, only the latest message was read, the others (pick your favorite excuse) "not noticed" / "will read later". #Fail
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM
And right on cue, here we are, a week after #Christmas, when I uncontrollably start humming the #traditional #earworms in the #shower. Every year - one might even say "The same procedure as every year." #Xmas #Fail
January 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
And right on cue, here we are, a week after #Christmas, when I uncontrollably start humming the #traditional #earworms in the #shower. Every year - one might even say "The same procedure as every year." #Xmas #Fail
It's #Friday afternoon, and some #snowflakes are floating around in #Luxembourg. If today won't be a bridge day and 95% on vacation, #snow #chaos would be guaranteed. #Weather #driving #fail #tradition. #LUproblems
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
It's #Friday afternoon, and some #snowflakes are floating around in #Luxembourg. If today won't be a bridge day and 95% on vacation, #snow #chaos would be guaranteed. #Weather #driving #fail #tradition. #LUproblems
#HappyNewYear
There, I said it, now don't annoy me with it for the next weeks. Why do people feel the urge to wish that to those they meet the first time after the event, even though by then it's been weeks since? Leave it to the first day of the #NewYear, and be done with it. Thank you.
There, I said it, now don't annoy me with it for the next weeks. Why do people feel the urge to wish that to those they meet the first time after the event, even though by then it's been weeks since? Leave it to the first day of the #NewYear, and be done with it. Thank you.
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 AM
#HappyNewYear
There, I said it, now don't annoy me with it for the next weeks. Why do people feel the urge to wish that to those they meet the first time after the event, even though by then it's been weeks since? Leave it to the first day of the #NewYear, and be done with it. Thank you.
There, I said it, now don't annoy me with it for the next weeks. Why do people feel the urge to wish that to those they meet the first time after the event, even though by then it's been weeks since? Leave it to the first day of the #NewYear, and be done with it. Thank you.
"#Dinner for One" (The 90th #Birthday), you're welcome. #NewYear #tradition Video: buff.ly/AWVfwGi - If you wonder what's it all about: "a #television #comedy #sketch that is repeated every #NewYearsEve in several #European countries" buff.ly/o5mT6HS #DinnerForOne
Dinner for One – Original High Quality German TV scene recording
Original German recording of the famous scene with Freddie Frinton and May Warden.
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December 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"#Dinner for One" (The 90th #Birthday), you're welcome. #NewYear #tradition Video: buff.ly/AWVfwGi - If you wonder what's it all about: "a #television #comedy #sketch that is repeated every #NewYearsEve in several #European countries" buff.ly/o5mT6HS #DinnerForOne
Getting #annoyed by people already shooting of #fireworks the #midnight and #noon *before* #NewYearsEve. #NewYear #Fail
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Getting #annoyed by people already shooting of #fireworks the #midnight and #noon *before* #NewYearsEve. #NewYear #Fail
Why are all "the/your year in review" lists published in December, and not in January, when it would include the full previous year?
December 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Why are all "the/your year in review" lists published in December, and not in January, when it would include the full previous year?
Video of the annual #Christmas #tractor tour by #JongBaueren #LandjugendMaacher. #Luxembourg buff.ly/JsmzjR2
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Video of the annual #Christmas #tractor tour by #JongBaueren #LandjugendMaacher. #Luxembourg buff.ly/JsmzjR2
How to spend #Xmas morning the right way: let the neighbor #kids show you their #Santa gifts for a few minutes, then grant their #wish to take your #RedDeadOnline #horse to Saint Denis for the #Christmas lighting and bar #piano performance. #RedDeadRedemption2 #RDO #RDR2 #gaming
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
How to spend #Xmas morning the right way: let the neighbor #kids show you their #Santa gifts for a few minutes, then grant their #wish to take your #RedDeadOnline #horse to Saint Denis for the #Christmas lighting and bar #piano performance. #RedDeadRedemption2 #RDO #RDR2 #gaming
Get ready, folks! In 30 minutes, #Santa takes off: #track #SantaClaus with the official #NORAD Santa Tracker buff.ly/mRzrKfS #NoradSanta #SantaTracker
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
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December 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Get ready, folks! In 30 minutes, #Santa takes off: #track #SantaClaus with the official #NORAD Santa Tracker buff.ly/mRzrKfS #NoradSanta #SantaTracker
#Christmas window display at the #Niederanven elementary #school and after-school care center (#maisonrelais). #Xmas #Luxembourg #Nidderaanven #firetruck #SeasonsGreetings #MerryChristmas
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
#Christmas window display at the #Niederanven elementary #school and after-school care center (#maisonrelais). #Xmas #Luxembourg #Nidderaanven #firetruck #SeasonsGreetings #MerryChristmas
When #fuel prices go up the day you need to refill your #car and go down the day after you refilled your car. #Fail #LUproblems #Luxembourg
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
When #fuel prices go up the day you need to refill your #car and go down the day after you refilled your car. #Fail #LUproblems #Luxembourg
Noticed how under-30s (and more under-20s) have no #popculture #knowledge predating the years around their birth? Older gens often know century old references. Funny how that correlates with portable #entertainment advancement, yet inverses to #media availability increase. #Fail
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Noticed how under-30s (and more under-20s) have no #popculture #knowledge predating the years around their birth? Older gens often know century old references. Funny how that correlates with portable #entertainment advancement, yet inverses to #media availability increase. #Fail
I bumped into a lonely #SaintNicholas at #Auchan today thought it might be a great #selfie opportunity, given no queue. But "sorry, no", he sadly whispered, "only by the mall's own photographer" :( #Fail
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I bumped into a lonely #SaintNicholas at #Auchan today thought it might be a great #selfie opportunity, given no queue. But "sorry, no", he sadly whispered, "only by the mall's own photographer" :( #Fail
Last week's #GoodDeed: notified a company about a #nest of the #dangerous, #invasive #Asian #hornet (vespa velutina) in one of their trees. Once you've seen a nest, you can't stop scanning leafless treetops for more, out of #fear it becomes an #obsession. #AsianHornet #Luxembourg
Asian hornet - Wikipedia
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December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Last week's #GoodDeed: notified a company about a #nest of the #dangerous, #invasive #Asian #hornet (vespa velutina) in one of their trees. Once you've seen a nest, you can't stop scanning leafless treetops for more, out of #fear it becomes an #obsession. #AsianHornet #Luxembourg
NANCY ❤️🔥 on Instagram: "How to make your Red Dead Redemption 2 obsession sound ✨professional✨
#reddeadredemption2 #reddeadredemption #rdr #reddeadcommunity #reddeadmemes #gaming #gamingposts #gamingreels #gamingmemes #gaminglife #gamerlife #gamermemes #gamingcommunity"
#reddeadredemption2 #reddeadredemption #rdr #reddeadcommunity #reddeadmemes #gaming #gamingposts #gamingreels #gamingmemes #gaminglife #gamerlife #gamermemes #gamingcommunity"
NANCY ❤️🔥 (@yourboujeegal) • Instagram reel
In this video, we explore the parallels between Red Dead Redemption 2 and the job interview process. Learn how to apply your gaming skills, such as ethical decision-making and long-term planning, to demonstrate...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
NANCY ❤️🔥 on Instagram: "How to make your Red Dead Redemption 2 obsession sound ✨professional✨
#reddeadredemption2 #reddeadredemption #rdr #reddeadcommunity #reddeadmemes #gaming #gamingposts #gamingreels #gamingmemes #gaminglife #gamerlife #gamermemes #gamingcommunity"
#reddeadredemption2 #reddeadredemption #rdr #reddeadcommunity #reddeadmemes #gaming #gamingposts #gamingreels #gamingmemes #gaminglife #gamerlife #gamermemes #gamingcommunity"
Took me only two decades to figure out #OneNote features "section groups", which are subfolders within sections. I guess I just never looked carefully at a section right-click pop-up menu. #Fail #MicrosoftOneNote
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Took me only two decades to figure out #OneNote features "section groups", which are subfolders within sections. I guess I just never looked carefully at a section right-click pop-up menu. #Fail #MicrosoftOneNote
Today I discovered: #Bing has a #panda who dropped its #icecream cone when something went wrong on their side. I wonder if he knows #Twitter's #FailWhale?
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Today I discovered: #Bing has a #panda who dropped its #icecream cone when something went wrong on their side. I wonder if he knows #Twitter's #FailWhale?
After I finally got around to migrate the local #GTA5 savegame from #XboxOne to #XboxSeries, it gave me 21 #achievement notifications which can't be skipped. Enough time to make a fresh #coffee. #AchievementUnlocked #Xbox #RockstarGames
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
After I finally got around to migrate the local #GTA5 savegame from #XboxOne to #XboxSeries, it gave me 21 #achievement notifications which can't be skipped. Enough time to make a fresh #coffee. #AchievementUnlocked #Xbox #RockstarGames