Defrosting fish for lunch. Suddenly the cat is super into me for some reason.

Got my first pair of contacts lenses yesterday, and on the walk home I noticed so many things on the street I totally missed until now. Like another specsavers branch much closer to my flat.
Well, at least I know they are working!

I’m tired of handsome, attractive people giving dating advice. Give me an ugly bastard with a weight problem, who still manages to hook up regularly and I’m all ears!