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Dan (The ♮)
@andorbutfor.bsky.social
He/him. America's poptart.
If even the pope can be killed by talking to jd vance, what chance do the rest of us nonpopes have?
April 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Wind Wizard and the Blizzard Lizard
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's been pointed out plenty, but always correct someone calling elon's activity an "audit" because there are no auditors/accountants involved in the whole process. In fact, they deliberately fired the actual auditors/inspectors general that would know what they're looking at
February 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Those who are not allowed to learn about the past are *encouraged* to repeat it
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Never not funny when musk/trump are unironically cast as the bobs from office space. Have they not seen the movie? Clearly they're a) the bad guys, b) bad at their jobs (firing the good employees and promoting the inefficient one), and c) MINOR characters in the film
February 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
NYT: "Trump Is Elected Chair of Kennedy Center as Its Longtime President Is Fired"

Who fired her I wonder? And where did all the brand new board members come from who elected him?
February 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We're all about to get a series of shocking revelations about what the US government does and how much people rely on it to live in relative comfort
November 14, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Trump really doin this admin like he's building the Legion of Doom but with dumb weirdos, each one dumber than the last

*I run back into the room out of breath 30 seconds later*

Legion of Dumb
November 14, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Are we collectively being pranked or something?
November 13, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Only reason to do this is if you're worried about a coup day 1, or are worried there will be pushback from using the military against US citizens https://www.newsweek.com/trump-creating-maga-military-purge-generals-veterans-group-warns-1985025
November 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Note to rest of world from US: it's fine, just write us off at this point, we're cooked
November 13, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Probably won't post much more often here than I did on twitter but I'm done adding anything to that dumpster fire
November 12, 2024 at 12:15 AM
This new butterfly logo looks suspiciously x shaped
January 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Happy 21st of September to those who celebrate!
9/21
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September 21, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Go Big Red (volleyball)
September 13, 2023 at 3:44 AM
ohhhh I finally get it, the post filler text is "What's up?" because it's bluesky and the sky is up
September 12, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Has anyone figured out what the deal is with airplane food by now
September 10, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Foibles
September 6, 2023 at 12:26 AM
I, a politician, don't want to make this political issue political. Not because it makes my team look bad. If it made the other team look bad, then it would totally be political.
August 27, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Just one of those days. One of those days when a former president poses for his mugshot
August 25, 2023 at 6:48 AM
Back in civilization so I can finally make my first post here!
August 20, 2023 at 8:49 PM