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Subcutaneous Phat
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His full legal name is actually David Sucks Balls
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Shoutout to Dark Matter coffee
May 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
May 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE SOAPS
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Tangerines are best consumed with discretion.
May 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
May 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Meatball Pierre
April 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Meatball Pierre
April 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
David Sucks
April 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If Danica can be that compassionate to someone who wants to destroy her, then I can passionately defend her right to exist in the world like cis folks do.
April 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Danica Roem's election in 2017 was a huge A HA moment for me. The way she responded to defeating her disgusting opponent, "I don't attack my constituents. Bob is my constituent now.”

It just sunk in to me that trans folks just want to safely exist like everyone else.
April 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m here for the golf hate.
April 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Initially thought it was Colombian style hot dog but Brasil is close enough for me. It’s a good day if you’re eating that thing.
April 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I will put homogenized tomatoes on my homogenized meat tube all I please.

The pearl clutching over this is dumb.
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That car needs a cassette deck.
April 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
D3 BABY
April 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bojack absolutely would have done commercials
For that.
April 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM