Andlat, Fox of Oz
@andlat.bsky.social
Poodles and petticoats
They/them (GAHT started 9/17/25)
35/♊♍♐
Blog : https://andlatscaptions.blogspot.com/
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They/them (GAHT started 9/17/25)
35/♊♍♐
Blog : https://andlatscaptions.blogspot.com/
Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/AndlatFox
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Andlat, Fox of Oz
@andlat.bsky.social
· May 6
I still hold the lyrics of this song from an episode of Arthur establishing that that's a boy poodle had an effect on me
Oof, foot cramp
Don't tell the TERFs
Don't tell the TERFs
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oof, foot cramp
Don't tell the TERFs
Don't tell the TERFs
"Aww, so precious." Jack cooed as the fox shuffled into the room, grimacing and mostly covered by faux wool in his brand new lamb costume."Sing it nice and loud!"
"Andlat is a little lamb," the fox sang. "Little lamb, little lamb. Andlat is a little lamb with fleece as white as snow."
"Andlat is a little lamb," the fox sang. "Little lamb, little lamb. Andlat is a little lamb with fleece as white as snow."
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Aww, so precious." Jack cooed as the fox shuffled into the room, grimacing and mostly covered by faux wool in his brand new lamb costume."Sing it nice and loud!"
"Andlat is a little lamb," the fox sang. "Little lamb, little lamb. Andlat is a little lamb with fleece as white as snow."
"Andlat is a little lamb," the fox sang. "Little lamb, little lamb. Andlat is a little lamb with fleece as white as snow."
Baking soda plus vinegar as an egg substitute is probably a joke, right?
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Baking soda plus vinegar as an egg substitute is probably a joke, right?
I'd like to spatchcock a turkey without the obligation of cooking it
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'd like to spatchcock a turkey without the obligation of cooking it
Had a double bourbon
Thought it was apple juice!
Thought it was apple juice!
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Had a double bourbon
Thought it was apple juice!
Thought it was apple juice!
My sister-In-law: -clearly explains how the gender reveal is going to work-
My mom: tell me now!
My sister: tell -me- now!
My mom: tell me now!
My sister: tell -me- now!
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My sister-In-law: -clearly explains how the gender reveal is going to work-
My mom: tell me now!
My sister: tell -me- now!
My mom: tell me now!
My sister: tell -me- now!
Me whenever I get invited to a restaurant
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me whenever I get invited to a restaurant
My mouth is a portal to the burp dimension
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My mouth is a portal to the burp dimension
Absolute Superman is pretty good
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Absolute Superman is pretty good
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas!
It was right there this whole time
It was right there this whole time
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas!
It was right there this whole time
It was right there this whole time
The Baby Game: A Dose of Reality
Alex has friends, so why does Mom insist that he hang out with Mark because he's 'a boy his own age'?
Story Spot: andlatscaptions.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
Wattpad: www.wattpad.com/1589427098-t...
Alex has friends, so why does Mom insist that he hang out with Mark because he's 'a boy his own age'?
Story Spot: andlatscaptions.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
Wattpad: www.wattpad.com/1589427098-t...
The Baby Game: A Dose of Reality
“Alex, are you ready? Mark will be here soon.” “I know!” Alex called from the hall. “Oh, there you are.” “Yeah, I was coming al-” “Mar...
andlatscaptions.blogspot.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Baby Game: A Dose of Reality
Alex has friends, so why does Mom insist that he hang out with Mark because he's 'a boy his own age'?
Story Spot: andlatscaptions.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
Wattpad: www.wattpad.com/1589427098-t...
Alex has friends, so why does Mom insist that he hang out with Mark because he's 'a boy his own age'?
Story Spot: andlatscaptions.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
Wattpad: www.wattpad.com/1589427098-t...
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Why can't you be normal?
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why can't you be normal?
Only a month or so until Christmas
Remember to throw all your toys away so Santa has to bring you a ton to replace them!
Remember to throw all your toys away so Santa has to bring you a ton to replace them!
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Only a month or so until Christmas
Remember to throw all your toys away so Santa has to bring you a ton to replace them!
Remember to throw all your toys away so Santa has to bring you a ton to replace them!
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For now here's an old pic of another totally big dragon.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
For now here's an old pic of another totally big dragon.
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Just how I remembered this timeless classic.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just how I remembered this timeless classic.
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A dog show on Saturday was nothing new, but Dad taking him to the groomer on a Wednesday was.
Now he had to go to school for the rest of the week all prissy and fluffy!
Now he had to go to school for the rest of the week all prissy and fluffy!
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A dog show on Saturday was nothing new, but Dad taking him to the groomer on a Wednesday was.
Now he had to go to school for the rest of the week all prissy and fluffy!
Now he had to go to school for the rest of the week all prissy and fluffy!
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Andlat pouted at the window. Another snowy, freezing cold day. Another day trapped inside. Another day...
"There you are."
"Not again!" Andlat whined, seeing the dress in the wolf's paw.
"Shh, pretty little vixenkit inside voice."
"But"
"There you are."
"Not again!" Andlat whined, seeing the dress in the wolf's paw.
"Shh, pretty little vixenkit inside voice."
"But"
December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Andlat pouted at the window. Another snowy, freezing cold day. Another day trapped inside. Another day...
"There you are."
"Not again!" Andlat whined, seeing the dress in the wolf's paw.
"Shh, pretty little vixenkit inside voice."
"But"
"There you are."
"Not again!" Andlat whined, seeing the dress in the wolf's paw.
"Shh, pretty little vixenkit inside voice."
"But"
Poodle thoughts? At this time of year? At this time of day?
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Poodle thoughts? At this time of year? At this time of day?
Alright, I accept that you don't need to be dyed to be a prissy poodle
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Alright, I accept that you don't need to be dyed to be a prissy poodle
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People would probably bake more chiffon cakes if you didn't have to suspend them upside down
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
People would probably bake more chiffon cakes if you didn't have to suspend them upside down
On Monday, the area around my desk smelled like someone smothered something large in absurd amounts of ketchup
Annoying, but I dealt with it
Today it's some sort of salad dressing!
I'm starting to worry about my coworkers
Annoying, but I dealt with it
Today it's some sort of salad dressing!
I'm starting to worry about my coworkers
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
On Monday, the area around my desk smelled like someone smothered something large in absurd amounts of ketchup
Annoying, but I dealt with it
Today it's some sort of salad dressing!
I'm starting to worry about my coworkers
Annoying, but I dealt with it
Today it's some sort of salad dressing!
I'm starting to worry about my coworkers